I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“The Cokehead” (to the tune of the Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker”)
Some people call him the Drumpf, Jr., yeah
People call him King Guilfoyle
Some call him the smart brother
But there’s just one thing he really does love
People know about this, baby
From just looking at his bigly red eyes
Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in
They all say, “This is going to be one huge mess”
‘Cause he’s a snorter
He’s a drinker
He’s a smoker
And he’s an eater
Posts videos for everyone
He’s a cokehead
He’s a blockhead
He’s a midnight rockhead
His eyes look like the Japan sun
Ew, ew, ew, ew
He’s gonna be at a Motel 6 today
Maybe tomorrow as well
Motel 8 Thursday
Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all of the cold winter
Snow white on his nose for all of the winter
‘Cause he’s a snorter
He’s a drinker
He’s a smoker
And he’s an eater
Posts videos for everyone
He’s a cokehead
He’s a blockhead
He’s a midnight rockhead
His eyes look like the Japan sun
Ew, ew, ew, ew
People, they know about this, baby
Looking at his red eyes
Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in, they watch and say
“This will be a huge mess”
He will be at a Motel 6 today
Maybe tomorrow as well
Motel 8 Thursday
Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all of the cold winter
Snow white on his nose for all of the winter
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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