I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“No Thanks, No Thanks” (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York”)
Alternative facts
They spread them on Facebook
Saying to believe all of it
No thanks, no thanks
Attacking the blacks
Just for how they look
Arresting Obama for it?
No thanks, no thanks
They wanna wake up in a country
That doesn’t think
That is lazy as all f*ck
Controlled yet free
These little town quacks
Are cooking the book
Literally – A1 on it
Oh, no, no thanks
They’ll try to build a wall
Charge our neighbors down south
We’ll pay instead
No thanks, no thanks
No thanks, no thanks
They wanna wake up in a country
That doesn’t think
Where we must stand for the flag
Completely free
Lazy as f*ck
Stand for the flag
Oh, these little town quacks
They have been cooking the book
Literally – with some A1 on it
Oh, no, no thanks
And they’ll
They’ll try to build a wall
Charge our friendly neighbors down south
We’ll pay instead
No thanks, no thanks, no thanks
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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