I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Machines Said" (to the tune of Bush's "Machinehead")
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Vote in, vote out
Vote in, vote out
Vote in
Vote in, vote out
Vote in, vote out
Vote in
Begging for repeal, Lindell wants to steal
Smother our voices with his fluff
Down the rabbit hole, he spins to the right
A cokehead in a pillow fight
Oh, oh, flashbacks are here
He doesn’t know his pancreas from his ears
All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump
Blue states, red, machines said
All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump
Blue and red
I waltz by the machines
I waltz by the machines
Vote in, vote out
Vote in, vote out
Vote in
Crooked, obtuse, dirty, claims God believes this
He has no conscience at all
Lies are like lines, he snorts them all the time
The only God he ever sees is himself
All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump
Blue states, red, machines said
All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump
Blue and red, ha
I waltz by the machines
I waltz by the machines
Vote in, vote out
Vote in, vote out
Vote in, vote in, vote in
All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump
Blue states, red, machines said
All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump
Blue and red
He’s better than Trump
He’s better than Trump
Machines said, said, said, said, said, said
I waltz by the machines
I waltz by the machines
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Blog
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”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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