I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Judas of Nambia”
He’s the son of the mafia
The Judas of Nambia
From the vile ghost of Fred above
Shouting at his son with love
“You’re such a f*cking idiot”
“What the hell was with Trump steaks and vodka?”
“You’re the dumbest mobster”
“Are you trying to go to prison?”
And everything’s wrong with him
Just ask Vladimir or Kim
A crime for a compliment
So easy to blackmail him
Getting his daily Twitter fix
Obstructing justice due to it
Crimes abound both here and there
While citizens work all day
To screw things up and fall behind
To Vice President Biden
A perfect call
To the head of Ukraine
A quid pro quo is the game
And everything’s wrong with him
Just ask Vladimir or Kim
A crime for a compliment
So easy to blackmail him
At the center of his throne
In his bathroom stall
He thinks of ways he can betray us all
In any which way he can
He says “America First”
But that’s not true
He cares for himself
And of no one else
He really is a slime
Conscience of the Don
Invisible to eagles and pilots too
No trace of it anywhere
Conscience of the mob
Stinky sh*t covered with stinkier sh*t
No one ever wants to smell
He is committing crimes
In the broad daylight
Like Andre the Giant cutting right in line
Even bank robbers object
GOPers said nil
Only confirming they
Don’t give a sh*t about
You, you, you, you, or you
And only about themselves
Conscience of the Don
Invisible to eagles and pilots too
No trace of it anywhere
Conscience of the mob
Stinky sh*t covered with stinkier sh*t
No one ever wants to smell
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we vote
He can’t win if we all vote
He can’t win
Donald Trump is so full of sh*t
Every time he moves his lips
Pulling numbers from his a$$
Citing “this one guy” as his source
Retweeting Liar45
Saying Pavarotti is still alive
He is the traitor of America
He is the Judas of Nambia
We stand to redeem
So we can be free again
We stand to redeem
And we must redeem
And he can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
He can’t win!
Undecideds, are you listening?
Do you really think this man is worth electing?
Are you better off than 4 years ago?
Unless gold comes from your a$$, your answer should be no
Voting machines, can you please not suck?
Even atheists ask God for this much
Suppression laws will try to keep you out
Show them your marijuana card and flip them off
To lie and not to lead
Is to place us in jeopardy
To turn the US in
To idiocracy
Believing his lies
Even about Kim Jong’s tight-a$$ thighs
1 + 1 + 1 is 4
The virgin is a whore
Pollution doesn’t exist
Baby hamsters always roar
Believing his lies
Even about Kim Jong’s tight-a$$ thighs
Denial, deflection
Continual distraction
Repetition
The circus ends now, the clown’s show is over
Bankruptcy for a seventh time
The make-up’s worn, pants are small, nose should be longer
Kids clapped, are now frightened
He’s going…
He’s going…
He’s going…
Ah, he’s going down…
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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