I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Donnie and the Feds" (to the tune of Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets")
MAGAts, better look on Twitter
Donnie raided for nothing
‘Cept stealing something nuclear
Yeah, he’ll sell it to anyone
Who wears a crown
So, let’s all grab some booze and popcorn
For he’s going down
So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out
Their heads deep up his ass
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y
Without ol’ Donnie’s consent
Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked
Oh, his safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
MAGAts, they’re coming for you next
Clear your search hist’ry
And don’t steal White House documents
Because watching porn is the same as treason
Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise
They’re just blind from whacking-off
So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out
Their heads deep up his ass
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y
Without ol’ Donnie’s consent
Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked
His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out
Their heads deep up his ass
D-D-D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y
Without ol’ Donnie’s consent
Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked
His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5
D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds, the Feds, the Feds
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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