I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Yuge” (to the tune of Better Than Ezra’s “Good”)
Walking around his house
Looking for a mirror to check its size
Searching for signs of growth but it’s not looking good
Maybe he’s just not too sure
Or maybe he’s forgetful
By the looks of it
So he closed his eyes, held a sausage, and said
Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you
Aha, it’s so yuge
Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you
Aha, it’s so yuge
Yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge
Running around the house
Looking for another uncracked mirror
Searching for signs of growth but it’s not looking good
Maybe he’ll watch porn
Or take some Viagra
Or maybe he’ll launch bigly wars on them all
He’s just not too sure, but he is too proud
He’s just not too sure, but he is too proud, and said
Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you
Aha, it’s so yuge
Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you
Aha, it’s so yuge
So yuge
Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you
Aha, it’s so yuge
Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you
Aha, it’s so yuge
Aha, yeah, it is so yuge, yeah, it is so yuge
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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