I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Impeachment Day”
Vote, aye!
Hear the sound of the Pelosi clang
Coming down like Trump’s approval ratings (Aye!)
The pain
Trump tweeted like he died that day
See Collins’ head about to blow up
His face so red it looks like Rudolph (Aye!)
His dear Cheeto leader was finally caught
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
It’s Impeachment Day
See the flag waving proud and high
Outta reach of Trump’s tiny hands (Aye!)
He’ll have to grope his lapel pin instead
Can we get another election?
Without some dumb, 3rd-rate Apprentice schmuck (Aye!)
So this country – the United States – can win
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
It’s Impeachment Day
(Aye!)
(Vote, Aye!)
“The representatives of the Constitution have the floor”
Impeached is the President A$$hole
You’re just the 3rd in history
Along with Nixon and Johnson
You’re the fugliest of the three
Sniff, sniff goes the Tweeter-in-Chief
Like the biggest snowflake ever
Not your sinuses
It’s not ‘cause of your Adderall
Just ‘cause (aye, aye, aye!), just ‘cause, because you’re a man-baby!
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
Trump finally gets taken to task for his crimes
Schiff kicked outta him by Adam all the time
Vote aye on Impeachment Day!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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