I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Weirdos" (to the tune of David Bowie's "Heroes")
You, you speak and tweet
“I am completely free!”
Then threaten to kill a blue jay
You can tweet that, but may still pay
You can be weirdos, but may still pay
And you can see movies
At a theater down the road
You shout the wrong trivia answers
Mumble about all the trailers
Then threaten to light the place on fire
But only you get burned that day
You can be weirdos, well, but with exceptions
Don’t be cray
You can fly in a plane
Like the snakes, snakes that fly on a plane
You can talk, bark, and hiss as much as you want
With the exception you start shouting, “BOMB!”
Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay
You, you speak and tweet
“I am completely free!”
Then threaten to kill a blue jay
You can be weirdos, but may still pay
You can be schmucks, but may still pay
Nothing is absolute (absolutely)
Not even freedom (nor freedumb)
Ask law enforcement and physics (cops and physics)
Not to mention suspicious girlfriends (yes, all of them)
There are exceptions to every rule
Yes, even exceptions to exceptions too
Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay
You can be weirdos
You can be weirdos
You can be weirdos
But may still pay
You can be weirdos
You can believe that the Earth is flat
You can speak and tweet that nonsense any day
But while not arrested, you may still pay
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, you may still pay
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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