I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
"Team Ukraine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "On a Plain")
I think we got off on the wrong foot
Didn’t impeach Trump for bribing you
He loved Putin, but never you
Had us by the balls, what could we do?
Was the perfect call, or so he said
He threatened to hold your defense aid
He loved Putin, but never you
Had us by the balls, what could we do?
We’re team Ukraine
Don’t tell Putin
We’re team Ukraine
That came out wrong, let’s back up
Now that our Trump is gone, let’s make up
He loved Putin, but never you
Had us by the balls, what could we do?
We’ll go and stream Zelenskyy’s show
That’s enough; what more could you want?
He loved Putin, but never you
Had us by the balls, what could we do?
We’re team Ukraine
Don’t tell Putin
We’re team Ukraine
It was just four-hundred million
For tanks, grenades, missiles, and some guns
Would be handy if you were attacked
But we feared a Cheeto that was fat
So just one more thing before we go
Here’s a tweet to impress you more
He loved Putin, but never you
Had us by the balls, what could we do?
We’ve got our pom-poms, yellow and blue
Until President Trump says not to
He loved Putin, but never you
Had us by the balls, what could we do?
We’re team Ukraine
Don’t tell Putin
We’re team Ukraine
Don’t tell Putin
We’re team Ukraine
We’re team Ukraine
Don’t tell Putin
We’re team Ukraine
Don’t tell Putin
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Orwellian Poetry” (A. ”Woke Insomnia” / B. ”Project Real”) (parody based off Green Day’s song ”American Eulogy” (A. ”Mass Hysteria” / B. ”Modern World”))
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
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