Absolutely Not

Rush Hour

On this episode, Heather has just come back from an Ole Miss visit and is flying high from Rush work week. She is feeling nostalgic helping a friend’s kid move into the dorms, getting roped into Rush Tok, and figuring out that parents these days just love their kids more.Episode Sponsors:Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Go to Ro.co/ABSOLUTELYNOT to see if you qualify.Download Polymarket and use code ABSOLUTELY to get $20 to trade when you make a qualifying $10 deposit.. #polymarketpartner Use my link ThriveMarket.com/absolutely to get $30 off your first two orders PLUS an extra 25% off during the End of Summer Sale.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Go to https://zbiotics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% o your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Home Goods High

On this episode, Heather is feeling the stress of “back to school”, and per usual she didn’t do her summer reading. She gets her energy out with Robin at a Home Goods that would convince any non shoppers to try it out. Voicemails from teachers, that first workout back, why everything has protein and what is up with asking for a coast lawyer.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Use our link so they know we sent you.See the reviews, see what stands out, and see if BetterHelp is right for you. Visit Betterhelp.com/absolutely. Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gout Girl

On this episode, Heather is hitting summer hard, but paying for it. We learn what the Doctor has diagnosed her with, the feelings seeing a Noah Kahan concert brought up and how life as a homeowner is starting out. We get iconic voicemails that are Absolutely Not going to disappoint.Episode Sponsors: Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to Naturium.com/ABSOLUTELY for 10% off your first purchase today.Join Wayfair Rewards today to get 5% back on every purchase and start saving on your next home upgrade.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more.Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% o your first orderPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Forecast: Hot Takes!

On this episode, Heather is on a tear after some heated meetings as well as cancelled flights. While she had to miss the World Cup due to her own flight being canceled, she is here to teach everyone about flight etiquette. She chats about critics of The Odyssey, Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs, and how Jeff is turning off every light now that they are homeowners. Heather takes on the voicemails and reminds everyone that we got this.Episode Sponsors:Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too.Check out https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Head to myGoldenChild.com/Absolutely and save up to 20% when you subscribe.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% o your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Throwback: No Snackin’ in the Back

On this replay episode from November 2, 2022 Heather is back from taping her first special, Son I Never Had, in Lexington, Kentucky. She is full of gratitude as well as adrenaline after filming. Son I Never Had is now available to stream on Hulu and to watch for free on Youtube! Episode Sponsors:Head to TryFirstleaf.com/absolutely to sign up and you'll get fifty percent off your first box PLUS free shipping for an entire year. Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!Head to ZBiotics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use the code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off.Join Thrive Market with my link ThriveMarket.com/absolutely for $20 off your first three orders plus a FREE gift. Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too.To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/ABSOLUTELY. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.