Turtle Time

Unlocking the Gates: A Decent Proposal (Vanderpump Rules S7 E1 Recap)

For the third time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 7, episode 1 - "A Decent Proposal" in which Jax proposes to Brittany at the Malibu Crab Hut. If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Patreon to hear our entire archive and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Second Official Turtle Time Q&A

We proudly present to you the second official Turtle Time Q&A. We answer all of your most burning questions starting with the most sexy question all the way to the least sexy. We hope you enjoy all of these answers and they tide you over until we have normal episodes again. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Turtle Time Christmas: RHONY's "December: Berkshires County" (S8 E9)

It's Christmas Eve and not a creature is stirring except for us as we recap this wonderful Christmas-themed episode of Real Housewives of New York City - "December: Berkshires County" (S8 E9). We hope this bring you joy during this Christmas holiday and we want to thank you all for supporting Turtle Time this year. We love you all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

UnStracke Yourself (Southern Charm S11 E5 and RHOBH S15 E3 Recap)

In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "UnStracke Yourself " - we discuss Alejandro G. Iñárritu's new film, Digger, NeNe Leakes potentially joining Ultimate Road Trip, Joe Gorga preparing this year's Feast of Seven Fishes, for his sister, Teresa, and even more exciting news than that if you listen. (00:00 - 19:00) We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E5) of Southern Charm - "Craig's Shitty Paige-less Pool Party." (19:05). And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 3) - "A Match Made in Hell!" (52:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Need To Talk About Meredith (VPR S12 E3 and RHOSLC S6 E14 Recaps)

On today's wonderful, exclusive episode of Turtle Time - "We Need To Talk About Meredith" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including The Traitors season 4 trailer, the Avatar: Fire and Ash advance reviews, and Todd Bradley and Bronwyn Newport getting a divorce. (00:00 - 23:00) We then provide our thoughts on the two episodes of RHOP we missed. (23:05) And then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 3 - "Dated But Related". (40:30) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 14 - "My Big Fat Greek Cooking Class". (01:05:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices