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Mushroom Hunting with the Truffle Pigs

Click here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when two social drinkers ditch alcohol for a week and try every trendy alternative on the market? From $80 mushroom-infused sparkling waters to THC-laced "spirits," we embarked on a quest to find something—anything—that could replicate the social ease of alcohol without the next-day regrets.The results were surprising. While most expensive alternatives left us unimpressed (and occasionally with upset stomachs), one unexpected winner emerged: functional mushroom gummies that somehow eliminated social anxiety without any mental fog. As we sipped, sampled, and scrutinized each product, we uncovered something deeper about our relationship with alcohol and why we drink in the first place.Our experiment coincides with growing cultural shifts—38% of American adults now completely abstain from alcohol, according to recent research. This isn't just about health; it's about questioning rituals we've taken for granted. Why do we accept alcohol's downsides while rejecting alternatives for minor flaws? The cognitive dissonance is real, and we're here to talk about it.Whether you're sober curious, looking to cut back, or just interested in the science behind functional mushrooms and their effects on the brain, this episode offers honest insights without judgment. We break down prices, ingredients, effects, and which products might actually be worth your money.Have you tried alcohol alternatives? We'd love to hear about your experiences! Connect with us at unfamouslyunwell@gmail.com or slide into our DMs on Instagram @unfamouslyunwell with your thoughts or suggestions for future topics.

Climbing Mount St. Felon

Click here to send us your victory and vices!Kaleb and Kyle bravely unpack what it means to return to Knoxville, Tennessee and Sonoma, California as gay adults who've built lives elsewhere. Their contrasting experiences highlight the psychological weight of hometowns for LGBTQ+ individuals. As Kyle notes, "There's a lot of trauma stored in hometowns for gay people."The hosts explore the fascinating psychological shifts that happen when returning to spaces that once felt limiting. They share vulnerable stories about everything from their first time painting their nails (and the shame that initially came with it) to navigating family relationships that have surprisingly evolved over time. Whether you're planning your next hometown visit or processing your last one, this episode reminds you that going back doesn't mean going backward. Subscribe now and join our community of listeners navigating similar journeys with humor and heart.

Pour Decisions from your Sober Sommelier

Click here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when a sommelier stops drinking for a month? Kyle shares their experience giving up alcohol for Dry January, revealing surprising insights about social anxiety, habitual cravings, and the cultural normalization of drinking.As a Level 2 sommelier whose job literally requires tasting wine, Kyle found themselves drinking every night – a glass after work that often led to more. The experiment wasn't just about health but about breaking automatic patterns that had formed around alcohol consumption. The results? Discovering that fun, connection, and social confidence don't actually require alcohol, despite years of conditioning suggesting otherwise.Most powerfully, we discuss how temporary "resets" from habitual behaviors create space to observe our patterns and make more conscious choices. Just as removing social media apps reveals how often we mindlessly reach for our phones, removing alcohol reveals automatic drinking habits we didn't realize we had. Whether you're sober curious or just interested in understanding your relationship with substances better, this episode offers practical insights without judgment.Ready to examine your own habits with compassion and curiosity? Listen now, and if you've tried your own version of Dry January or another wellness reset, we'd love to hear about it! Share your story with us at unfamouslyunwell@gmail.com or on Instagram @unfamouslyandwell.

Botox, Backspasms & Demon Twinks

Click here to send us your victory and vices!Welcome to Season 3 of Unfamously Unwell! We're kicking things off with a bang as we dive into what might be our most chaotic episode yet.Remember when Kaleb dabbled in witchcraft to help me land my dream job? The spell worked so well that I not only got the position but also scored a raise before even starting. We're talking candles, crystals, milk offerings, and magical aftershocks that apparently got me everything I asked for. Should I be worried about Kaleb's newfound powers? Probably.The heart of this episode revolves around Kaleb's 27th birthday celebration in Portland—an absolute disaster that somehow still makes for an incredible story. Picture this: a friend fresh from the hospital with his medical bracelet still on, me with a back spasm so severe I needed a walking stick (which led everyone to think I was blind), and a night that included Hooter Girl costumes, friends getting cut off before ordering drinks, emotional breakdowns in Airbnb bedrooms, and hookups in teepee-themed rooms. It was meant to be a celebration but turned into what can only be described as beautiful chaos.Between the laughs, we get vulnerable about turning 27—finding a sense of home after years on autopilot, making intentional decisions rather than just following a predetermined path, and dealing with that internal conflict between logical choices and gut feelings about where life should go next. Meanwhile, Kyle opens up about adjusting to his new job while fighting off that persistent imposter syndrome voice telling him he doesn't belong.We've decided to shift to a bi-weekly release schedule for Season 3, so mark your calendars for new episodes every other week! Connect with us on Instagram @unfamouslyunwell or shoot us an email with your own stories—we'd love to feature them in upcoming episodes!

Merry Chrysler! 2024 Wrapped

Click here to send us your victory and vices!Music isn't just background noise—it's the soundtrack to our lives. On the last episode of 2024, we chat about our top-played songs and how they reflect pivotal events, from energizing gym sessions to emotionally charged concerts. Join us as we explore the magical resonance of favorite artists like Pink and Jess Glynne, and debate Spotify's algorithmic quirks. Listen to how these melodies have become intertwined with our memories, shaping our daily routines and connecting us to deeper emotions.Relationships can be our greatest teachers, and this year brought lessons in abundance. We recount stories of growth sparked by loved ones and even ex-partners, emphasizing the crucial role of a strong support system. Dive into our spirited discussions about overcoming self-doubt, embracing authenticity, and trusting our instincts more. With an eye on 2025, we celebrate the irreplaceable value of moments shared with friends and family, acknowledging that life's most cherished memories often lie beneath the surface.