We’ve all got secrets...and with the cover of anonymity, ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. We live in a prescriptive society. We’re told what to wear, who to love, how to be “normal." But behind closed doors—let’s be honest—we’ve all got freak flags to fly. Join host Samia Mounts as she uncovers the joy, the pain, the relatable, and the sexy-as-hell, in her conversations with anonymous guests about their shocking and salacious adventures. T...
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Episode List

ClosetEd Interview Series - Kenneth Play

Jan 7th, 2026 1:00 PM

This week, I bring you my fascinating conversation with the adult sex educator, Kenneth Play, whose Beyond Satisfied Pro video course I've been advertising on this show since the beginning. Kenneth is the real deal: attuned, curious, determined, and passionate, he's made being a good lover his life's work, and he wants to help you have more earthshattering experiences, too. In this interview, we discuss Kenneth's origin story, some of his best pro tips for toe-curling sex, and his openly polyamorous marriage to his wife, Karen, and navigating her having a child with her other husband, Geronimo. It's juicy, thought-provoking stuff, pinecones! For all things Kenneth: www.kennethplay.com (warning: not suitable for work!)Get a 15% discount on Kenneth's Beyond Satisfied Pro course: www.kennethplay.com/closetedFollow me on Instagram and TikTok @samia.mountsFollow the show on Insta @closetedwithsamiaWatch video episodes on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samiaThank you as always for your support! None of this would be possible without you.xoxo,SamiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy New Year, Pinecones!

Dec 31st, 2025 2:00 PM

Just dropping into your feed right quick to wish all you sexy babies a very happy and safe New Year's celebration! I'll be back next week with another yummy interview, but for now, party well, don't drink too much (it's bad for sex!) and enjoy the chillest week of the year. I hope you're all surrounded by loved ones, laughter, and deliciousness! xoxo,SamiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why I'm Nonbinary and You Can, Too

Dec 24th, 2025 11:00 AM

Because I'm a curmudgeon who hates Christmas, here is something to tickle your earholes that has nothing to do with any of the winter holidays! An audio essay about why I identify as nonbinary, for your listening pleasure. If you'd like to see the written version, check it out on my Substack:https://samiamounts.substack.com/p/why-im-nonbinary-and-you-can-too And while you're there, subscribe to my Substack! Get in now while it's still 100% free! Happy unspecified winter holiday to all of you saucy little pinecones!xoxo,SamiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ClosetEd Interview Series: Amanda Dames, The Kink Consultant

Dec 17th, 2025 1:25 PM

Amanda Dames is a certified sex and relationship coach who specializes in helping couples navigate kink dynamics within their relationships. She's also a prolific content creator, with a Substack, popular accounts on Instagram and TikTok, and a podcast of her own, The Kink Consultant, available wherever you get your podcasts. In this bonus episode, we discuss Amanda's origin story, from her days working on Wall Street while moonlighting as a professional dominatrix, to her decision to leave corporate America to pursue sex and relationship coaching full time. We talk about how big the umbrella of kink really is, and how many common sexual practices and desires fall within it. She gives us a primer on different styles of kink, and finally, we discuss how aftercare can be a healing way to come out of any sexual encounter, not just kinky ones. Amanda is a DELIGHT! I hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as I enjoyed having it. Here are links to find all things Amanda Dames:Book a session with Amanda: www.amandadames.comThe Kink Consultant Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3psOpSZMQQYm2cN69bIKwcThe Kink Consultant Podcast on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kink-consultant/id1766435920Listen to Episode 15 featuring Amanda's mom: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6OLd924TDNXOlmvg7o68N1?si=qgoJ2UH8SB20yqwwP6GcZA Subscribe to Amanda's Substack: https://thekinkconsultant.substack.com/ Follow Amanda on Instagram and TikTok: @the_kinkconsultant I'll be back next Wednesday with another saucy drop! Follow me on IG and TikTok @samia.mounts and the show on IG @closetedwithsamia, and please oh please let me know your thoughts and wishes and dreams in comments and DMs, or email me at closetedpodcast@gmail.com. I read and respond to every comment and email myself and I love hearing from you!xoxo,SamiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Samia's Origin Story: Who's Got Dibs, Getting Cheated On, Making Out in Bathrooms

Dec 10th, 2025 11:00 AM

Hey hey, pinecones, Samia here. I've brought you so many stories from other people's lives, but haven't shared that much with you about my own life. This cannot stand! Nay! In order to correct this tragic imbalance, here is the first in a mini-series in which I'll be sharing with you bits and pieces of my own personal origin story. Enjoy, and let me know if you have thoughts or questions by emailing me at closetedpodcast@gmail.com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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