How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?
0:00 - WOMEN!
8:15 - Old-In-Chief
9:49 - Troll-In-Exile
11:39 - Get Rekt China
15:37 - Sheath Underwear
16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
18:35 - Weather
18:59 - Never Woke Enough
20:13 - The Unwokening
23:29 - BON CHARGE
24:39 - Dumpster Diving
26:06 - Breaking Bridget
30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious
Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/
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Dumpster Fire 93 - Return Of The Dumpster
Dumpster Fire 92 - Make The Colonies Great For The First Time
Dumpster Fire 91 - There's Lead In The Aqueducts
Dumpster Fire 90 - Control Your Soul's Desire For Children
Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us
Dumpster Fire 88 - Return of the Flaps N' Folds
Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle
Dumpster Fire 86 - The Hunt For Red Yachtober
Dumpster Fire 85 - The Chernobyl of Bad Takes
Dumpster Fire 84 - Let Them Eat Bezos
Dumpster Fire 83 - Undertones of Brad Pitt
Dumpster Fire 82 - A Yacht For Every Pleb
Dumpster Fire 81 - Get Rich or Get F*cked
Dumpster Fire 80 - The Pearl Harbor of Dumpster Fires
Dumpster Fire 79 - Last Dumpster Fire Ever... NOT!
Dumpster Fire 78 - Broken Bridget
Dumpster Fire 77 - Wake Up Sheeple!
Dumpster Fire 76 - Pivoting To Merkin Merchants
Dumpster Fire 75 - Suck It, Poors
Dumpster Fire 74 - Tracy Jurgenstein Is A False Flag
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