Honor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam. I end up having to turn away
‘Goys – it’s time that I got the tattoo’
‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?
‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’
Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?
Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievement
‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’
‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’
‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’
‘I didn’t play football for Rathnew. I didn’t play football for anyone. I resent the allegation’
Three European Cups, three Six Nations, one Grand Slam – but never winning a Leinster Schools Senior Cup clearly still rankles Heaslip
‘Don’t tell me I don’t know Ross O’Carroll-Kelly. You bullied me for most of secondary school’
‘I haven’t cheated on you in, like, 10 years, though – well, let’s just say a long time’
Honor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved one
Sorcha goes, ‘I don’t need a 26-old copy of Cosmopolitan to tell me that I married the wrong man’
Our daughter came out of the womb with two middle fingers raised to the world. That’s not down to us
'I’ve got my top off, and Réaltín’s looking at me like my old man turning his nose up at cheap steak'
‘Honor O’Carroll-Kelly is not the victim. She is a highly intelligent young woman from a privileged background’
‘How could the child of a mother who puts the mental into environmental action grow up with a moral compass?’
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