I tell Honor that I’m proud of her.
I’m there, “Obviously, I don’t mean that literally?” because all she’s actually done is spend her Paddy’s Day picking litter up off the beach in Curracloe as port of her community service. “I’m proud of the way you’re, like, owning what you did?”
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‘I’ll throw on my nudey lady borbecue apron’
I’m like Cersei Lannister – refusing to leave the throne
‘There wasn’t even a turn-down service, Judge. I’ll be having flashbacks for as long as I live’
‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’
‘Rugby is not pass the porcel, Morcus’
'Then she says it – the words all south Dublin parents dread'
‘They brought a corvery dinner to my room!’
‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’
'I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us'
‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’
My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that
‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’
‘We’re not a priority for the vaccine.’ ‘Even though we’re rich?’
‘I urge you all – standing here, in the People’s Pork – to remove your masks!’
‘Netflix is port of the conspiracy! A form of methadone’
‘We can’t just dump all our rubbish in the front gorden, Sorcha'
"Wuthering Heights is basically the story of my life"
'After a year of being locked up together, we are sick and tired of the sight of each other’
‘Have you seen the chemtrails over Foxrock this morning?’
‘I know every mork on the floor, the walls and the ceiling of this bor’
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