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0:00 - Introduction
1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life
11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
15:29 - Sprained My Eyes
16:48 - Weather
17:39 - Neon Hippie
18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty
20:42 - Eunuch Maker
23:55 - Dumpster Diving
28:08 - Breaking Bridget
32:45 - Phetasy News
35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Dumpster Fire 27 - We've Seen the Light, And It's Not White
Dumpster Fire 26 - The Pandering Will Continue Until Morale Improves
Dumpster Fire 25 - This Show is Not for Sale
Dumpster Fire 24 - Let Go of My Cold Dead Eyes
Dumpster Fire 23 - Future Therapists of the Simulation
Dumpster Fire 22 - Let Them Eat A$$
Dumpster Fire 21 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation
Dumpster Fire 20 - Dear Leader vs. America's Spicy Butthole
Dumpster Fire 19 - Keep Calm & Quarantine On, Morons
Dumpster Fire 18 - Spare Me My Life
Dumpster Fire 17 - Instersectionality Giveth, Intersectionality Taketh Away
Dumpster Fire 16 - Where Are My Accolades?!?
Dumpster Fire 15 - Pu$$y Grabbing Should Be Done In Private
Dumpster Fire 14 - Wokeism is a Mind Virus
Dumpster Fire 13 - Pu$$y, The Musical
Dumpster Fire 12 - We Watch Porn for the Dialogue
Dumpster Fire 11 - Begun the Meme War Has
Dumpster Fire 10 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
Dumpster Fire 9 - You're Not Woke You're Annoying
Dumpster Fire 8 - Beware of "Jazz Hands" As the "Mushies" Cancel Clapping
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