Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”:
Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album?
Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here
The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse.
Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of totality is crossing the Bible Belt and passing through 43 towns named Bethlehem?
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You can go f**k yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week. (preview)
I get these "are you gay" quizzes that show up as ads in the upper right all the time when on YouTube.
Divorce happens. It doesn't even sound like it was his choice. (preview)
No I didnt pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence.
I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it (preview)
"I am a racist"
So it's a crime to have a disease now? (preview)
“Chicago will become one of many literal hunger games killizones for homeless, poor, fatherless, uneducated, lawless, addicted victims of Democrat ghetto vote slavery policies.”
California cops' socialist instincts overpower their hippie vegan beliefs (preview)
We are living through the darkest chapter in American history
Free school lunches. This is the socialism the Amerikan Republic wanted (preview)
a rapper named....AFROMAN???
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I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.
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