Actually, It’s About Ethics In Baby-Stealing

Yes, Kelly & Tom get very weepy about a certain canine’s illness in this recap of Downton Abbey S5E7. They are not made of stone. They also manage to share two separate Edith/Gregson AUs that suck less than the actual canonical storyline, accuse Rosamund of going a hat too far, speculate about the trainability of dachshunds, wonder again what happened to fun, casual sex-having Rose, laugh and laugh about the pronunciation of “kinema,” try to figure out how MLF is spending her copious free time, and start a band called Dickie Merton and the Sinderbys. Kelly delves into the many complicated relationships of John Barrymore, Tom paints a picture of Hong Kong in the 1920s, and everyone agrees that UYDS needs its own Alastair Bruce.