A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.
Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.
Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.
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“I MARRIED A STRANGER”
“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND”
IN THE BASEMENT
“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
THE PEPSI QUEST
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”
“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”
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