Boring History For Sleep | Colonial America: Mud, Mosquitoes & Mandatory Church 🪓🕍

🪓🍂 Colonial America looks wholesome in paintings—white fences, bonnets, and fresh-baked bread—but real life was basically one long camping trip you couldn’t leave. People worked from sunrise to exhaustion, everything smelled like smoke and wet wool, and “medicine” meant hoping you survived anyway.

Houses were cold, bugs were free, and the nearest neighbor was probably a mile away… and equally miserable. Yet somehow, they built towns, families, and a brand-new country out of blisters and boredom.

So close your eyes and drift off to the crackle of a wood fire, the creak of a rocking chair, and the comforting thought that you were not born in 1690.

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