Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours he’s been looking for and, typically, they came in the form of a bowl of tomatoes. Dion questions the neighbours' motives and warns Christian by recounting the parable of his neighbour in sheep’s clothing. We then chat about rubbish collection and Josh laments finding a mystery coffee cup at the bottom of your freshly emptied bin.
Are you confident when cutting food in half? Are you worried about the dreaded ‘bigger half’? Does a muffin deserve better than Dion ripping it in half like a maddened primate? Josh falls on his sword and will always let his partner take the half they want while Christian proclaims that we’ve given individuals too much power to control the size of their slices. Dion wants to know, how an orange should be cut and we discuss the fundamentals of sharing.
Dion then asks us to ponder the age old question, what is a businessman? We dissect the words ‘cofounder’ and ‘entrepreneur’ and make fun of Josh for his pronunciation of the words. Stocks, briefcase, suit, computer - are these businessman? If the briefcase is flat, where does the lunch go? And why do people still wear a suit to work?
With very special guests "Scrolling Through Time" and "Patchword Of The Day"
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Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?
Patch #73 - Do You Have A Favourite Stove-Top Burner?
Patch #72 - Should Dinner Only Be Eaten At The Kitchen Table?
Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?
Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?
Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?
Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?
Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?
Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?
Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?
YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?
Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?
Patch #62 - Should You Put Clothes Back On A Hanger After Trying Them On?
Patch #61 - At What Level Should You Refill Someone's Glass Of Water? ft. Tony Martin
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