Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours he’s been looking for and, typically, they came in the form of a bowl of tomatoes. Dion questions the neighbours' motives and warns Christian by recounting the parable of his neighbour in sheep’s clothing. We then chat about rubbish collection and Josh laments finding a mystery coffee cup at the bottom of your freshly emptied bin.
Are you confident when cutting food in half? Are you worried about the dreaded ‘bigger half’? Does a muffin deserve better than Dion ripping it in half like a maddened primate? Josh falls on his sword and will always let his partner take the half they want while Christian proclaims that we’ve given individuals too much power to control the size of their slices. Dion wants to know, how an orange should be cut and we discuss the fundamentals of sharing.
Dion then asks us to ponder the age old question, what is a businessman? We dissect the words ‘cofounder’ and ‘entrepreneur’ and make fun of Josh for his pronunciation of the words. Stocks, briefcase, suit, computer - are these businessman? If the briefcase is flat, where does the lunch go? And why do people still wear a suit to work?
With very special guests "Scrolling Through Time" and "Patchword Of The Day"
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Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)
Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)
Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J
Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019
Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?
Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?
Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?
Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?
Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?
Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?
Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?
Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?
Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?
Season 4 Trailer
Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)
Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)
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