Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours he’s been looking for and, typically, they came in the form of a bowl of tomatoes. Dion questions the neighbours' motives and warns Christian by recounting the parable of his neighbour in sheep’s clothing. We then chat about rubbish collection and Josh laments finding a mystery coffee cup at the bottom of your freshly emptied bin.
Are you confident when cutting food in half? Are you worried about the dreaded ‘bigger half’? Does a muffin deserve better than Dion ripping it in half like a maddened primate? Josh falls on his sword and will always let his partner take the half they want while Christian proclaims that we’ve given individuals too much power to control the size of their slices. Dion wants to know, how an orange should be cut and we discuss the fundamentals of sharing.
Dion then asks us to ponder the age old question, what is a businessman? We dissect the words ‘cofounder’ and ‘entrepreneur’ and make fun of Josh for his pronunciation of the words. Stocks, briefcase, suit, computer - are these businessman? If the briefcase is flat, where does the lunch go? And why do people still wear a suit to work?
With very special guests "Scrolling Through Time" and "Patchword Of The Day"
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Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry
Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews
Patch #23 - Chrìstians Sans Frontières ft. Laura Dunemann
Patch #22 - A Bin's A Bin's A Bin
Patch #21 - Going Cold Chappie
Patch #20 - Flapping Soles
Patch #19 - "OK, Butler"
Patch #18 - Very Meshy Shorts
Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas
Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation
Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1)
Patch #13 - The Adventures of Car Man and Computer Boy
Patch #12 - A Full Tank Of Rock
Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts
Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina
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