A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.
Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole.
I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.
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“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
THE PEPSI QUEST
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”
“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”
“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”
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