Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite the church at his nephew’s christening but isn’t sure whether the spot should be reserved for immediate family. Dion quickly finds a parallel to another moment Christian found a premium parking spot on the day of his auction. Does the finders keepers rule apply to parking spots? Or should you be considerate of those who may need to spot more than you?
We then ponder, why do humans refrain from stealing those enormous mounds of gravel and mulch dumped in driveways? Dion reveals that he may be a mulch thief while Josh can’t help but equate driveway mounds with takeaway fish and chips. Can you take clippings of a neighbours rosemary bush? Do you feel safe leaving items outside your home unattended? Why aren’t we more concerned about mail theft? Is it because of all the dead snails in everyone’s mailbox? Should we have more faith in our community?
Finally, Josh reflects on a recent temporary toilet experience and asks Dion and Christian what their ultimate setup would be. Dion reveals that after walking into a temporary toilet, he goes in for a big little sniff while Christian fawns over a tap that provides constant flow via a foot pump mechanism. We also discuss, when do you feel rushed in the toilet and Patchwork’s first ever trigger warning.
With very special guest Really Good and a naughty old man Dion goes to the library
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Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews
Patch #23 - Chrìstians Sans Frontières ft. Laura Dunemann
Patch #22 - A Bin's A Bin's A Bin
Patch #21 - Going Cold Chappie
Patch #20 - Flapping Soles
Patch #19 - "OK, Butler"
Patch #18 - Very Meshy Shorts
Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas
Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation
Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1)
Patch #13 - The Adventures of Car Man and Computer Boy
Patch #12 - A Full Tank Of Rock
Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts
Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina
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