Groping Laws, Hazing Scandals & Shark-Infested Lakes — Just Another Tuesday

This episode has everything: sea otters on meth (basically), lakes that want to eat you, and a legal loophole in Italy that says a "quick grope" might not count. Oh, and a football coach gets canned for letting his team treat the locker room like a frat house from hell.

We also tackle whether private businesses should be allowed to discriminate, and a kid with GTA-level ambition stealing a car at gunpoint. All of it? Somehow real.

🔫 8-year-old boy hijacks a car
🦈 Sharks...in lakes
🦦 Sea otter throws hands
🇮🇹 Italy says “brief groping” is maybe fine?
🏈 Hazing scandal ends a coaching career
🏳️‍🌈 Private business vs. public morality
🧠 Twilight Zone-level facts
🍿 Teen movie dates & cringe flashbacks

Chapters:

00:00 – Intro
07:40 – Iowa Fans & Instagram Stats
11:50 – Sea Otters & Shark Lakes
21:18 – Six-Year-Old vs. Predator
24:20 – Armed 8-Year-Old Carjacker
27:44 – The Italian “Palpata Breve” Disaster
41:03 – Can Businesses Discriminate?
1:01:30 – Northwestern Coach Fired for Hazing
1:17:40 – Twilight Zone Facts
1:25:26 – Dating Disasters at the Movies

🎙️ Bold, weird, honest. Welcome to Stay in the Gray Podcast.