Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf
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VEGAN MEATLOAF
Onion
Carrots
Celery
Garlic
Chickpeas
Breadcrumbs
Flaxseed
Nutritional yeast
Soy sauce
Ketchup
1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash
2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil
3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine
4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min
5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping
6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min
SESAME KALE
Chopped kale
Toasted sesame oil
Garlic powder
Salt
Red pepper flakes
Sesame seeds
1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale
2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min
3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve
MASHED CAULIFLOWER
Cauliflower
Garlic
Almond Milk
Salt and pepper
1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min
2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth
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