Paul and Allison try to decide to attempt to maybe review breakfast.
This episode is not explicit.
Performed by Coral Baxter-Ellis, Paul Ellis, and Allison Baxter.
http://dcritpodcast.com
TRANSCRIPT
CORAL
Mom, Dad, you ready? What's your review going to be on?
PAUL
We're reviewing breakfast!
CORAL
Oh you mean like IHOP or Jimmy Dean sausage?
PAUL
No, like having breakfast-
ALLISON
Yuck.
PAUL
It's the most important meal of the day, Allison.
ALLISON
Breakfast is gross. Who can eat that early?
PAUL
Well you've essentially starved your body for eight hours, so you're being cruel to your body.
ALLISON
Since when do you eat breakfast anyway, Paul? You don't get up until 11. Like a damn teenager.
CORAL
Hey, this damn teenager gets up at seven.
PAUL
You might be a bit more pleasant in the morning if you actually ate something.
ALLISON
Really, Paul?
PAUL and ALLISON ad-lib, anything can be said as they are not listening to each other
CORAL
You can't blame a soul for trying. So there's your review of the importance of breakfast, if you can call it that. That was my parents Allison Baxter and Paul Ellis. I'm Coral Baxter-Ellis and you can catch our podcast Deconstructive Criticism starting this fall.
Episode music "Coffee" by Cambo
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