What the fuck is up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 2nd volume of the Pride Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! Apologies for the lack of podcast last week. I was kicked into high gear for another project I was working on, so between sorting out software compatibility issues, upgrading shit, acquiring all the necessary assets, writing (and re-writing, and re-writing) a script, fighting self-doubt every step of the way, I didn’t have the mental wherewithal to put anything else together. Anyway, I’m back to deliver more exquisite fucktacularity to all our earholes, so yay for that.
What the fuck is up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 2nd volume of the Pride Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! Apologies for the lack of podcast last week. I was kicked into high gear for another project I was working on, so between sorting out software compatibility issues, upgrading shit, acquiring all the necessary assets, writing (and re-writing, and re-writing) a script, fighting self-doubt every step of the way, I didn’t have the mental wherewithal to put anything else together. Anyway, I’m back to deliver more exquisite fucktacularity to all our earholes, so yay for that.
So, let’s discuss what we’ll be hearing:
1. Lotta poppy classics here. This edition has almost a dangerously mainstream appeal. I’m sure some of the tracks will challenge your palette, though. Especially “Love the Girls,” by B. Ames. You’ll hear what I mean once ya get there.
2. I was conflicted earlier about whether or not to include Die Antwoord in these editions. Of course, God (their DJ) is gay, but there was that whole controversy with that gay musician from a few years back. I don’t know what to think of it in regards to the timeline and who did what to whom, but I seriously doubt Die Antwoord is actually anti-LGBT. I don’t know. I think that it’s more likely that Ninja and/or Yo-landi could say shit like that in a confrontation just to fuck with their confidence. Not having had many confrontations in my life, I don’t know what sorts of offensive/defensive measures I’d employ, but I imagine talking trash could be one of them. I wouldn’t use slurs in that trash talk, but I can see why someone would even if they don’t actively use those slurs or hate whichever group of people. Doesn’t excuse it, but maybe it’s something of an explanation. I don’t know. What do you think?
3. So, I feel terribly late to this party, but apparently there’s a type of music called Ballroom (or Vogue). I just watched a short PBS doc on it, and as best as I can understand it, it’s basically hard house with less melody. I’d normally be less inclined to be interested in stuff with less melody, but this stuff is actually pretty awesome. That aforementioned track, “Love the Girls,” by B. Ames is a Ballroom track that I found on a Ballroom playlist on Spotify. But yeah, it’s apparently a genre that rose up along with voguing itself in the black LGBT community. The doc is definitely interesting if you’re into learning about music like I am.
4. Honestly, not a whole hell of a lot else to say this week. So, let’s just cut the fuckin’ foreplay and yojne already, shall we?
01 GRiZ - Tie-Dye Sky (from Tie-Dye Sky) [00:01:44]
02 Lady Gaga - Born This Way (from Born This Way (Special Edition)) [00:04:53]
03 UMI - Pretty Girl hi! (from Pretty Girl hi!) [00:09:11]
04 Baby Queen - Pretty Girl Lie (from Pretty Girl Lie) [00:10:59]
05 B. Ames, Icon Sinia Alaia - Love the Girls (from Love the Girls) [00:14:32]
06 Madonna - Vogue (from Celebration (double disc version)) [00:18:25]
07 Divoli S'vere - SOFT (from CKUNTINOMKSZ) [00:23:39]
08 Otto Von Schirach - Salpica (Miami) (from Supermeng) [00:26:02]
09 Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (from That’s The Way I Like It: The Best of Dead Or Alive) [00:30:49]
10 Ashnikko - Slumber Party (feat. Princess Nokia) (from DEMIDEVIL) [00:33:59]
11 Chana Rothman, Ali Wadsworth, Mighty Flipside ESQ. - Dress Up and Dance (from Rainbow Train) [00:36:56]
12 Ocean Kelly - Wanda's Cunty Vision (from Wanda’s Cunty Vision) [00:39:42]
13 Alphabet Rockers, Tommy Soulati Shepherd, Yaw, Zion I - #100kmasks (from The Love) [00:41:37]
14 Ariana Grande - Into You (from Dangerous Woman) [00:45:02]
15 Rezz - Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron) (from Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron)) [00:49:00]
16 The Menstrual Cramps - Tinder Girl (from Free Bleedin’) [00:51:46]
17 Brooke Candy, Pussy Riot, MNDR, Mykki Blanco - My Sex (from My Sex) [00:55:01]
18 Hoity-Toity - Y'know (from Not Your Kind) [00:59:19]
19 Kylie Minogue - In My Arms (from X) [01:03:52]
20 Queen - I Want To Break Free (from The Works) [01:07:22]
21 George Michael - Freedom! '90 (from Ladies And Gentlemen… The Best Of George Michael) [01:10:34]
22 Zolita - Loveline Remix (feat. Dorian Electra and Petal Supply) (from Loveline Remix (feat. Dorian Electra and Petal Supply)) [01:16:59]
23 Dan Hartman - Relight My Fire (Single Version) (from 70s Gems) [01:19:36]
24 Grove, Griz-O - Black (from Queer + Black) [01:23:19]
25 Syd - Got Her Own (from Fin) [01:26:44]
26 Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (from Welcome To The Pleasuredome: 25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) [01:29:48]
27 Ants on a Log - They're My Best Friend (from They’re My Best Friend) [01:33:40]
28 Diana Ross - Love Hangover (from Diana Ross (Expanded Edition)) [01:35:48]
29 Cheryl Lynn - Got to Be Real (from Cheryl Lynn) [01:43:32]
30 Ducky - If U Need Me (from If U Miss Me) [01:48:36]
31 Gage, Kevin Jz Prodigy - Bad Bitch (from Bad Bitch) [01:51:50]
32 The Blessed Madonna - He Is the Voice I Hear (from He Is the Voice I Hear) [01:55:44]
33 GRiZ - Can't Hold Me Down (feat. Tash Neal) (from Good Will Prevail) [02:06:09]
34 Snow Tha Product - Never Be Me (from Never Be Me) [02:09:42]
35 Urias - Peligrosa (from FÚRIA PT1) [02:12:03]
36 Queen, David Bowie - Under Pressure (from Best of Bowie) [02:14:29]
37 Problem Patterns - Big Shouty (from Big Shouty) [02:18:27]
38 Zebra Katz - IN IN IN (from LESS IS MOOR) [02:19:48]
39 Little Big - Barbie Girl (from COVERS) [02:23:01]
40 Poppy - All The Things She Said (from All The Things She Said) [02:25:27]
41 Suzanne Vega, DNA - Tom's Diner (from Tom’s Album) [02:29:01]
42 Little Simz - Venom (from Venom) [02:32:43]
43 The Regrettes - Seashore (from Feel Your Feelings Fool!) [02:35:17]
44 Todrick Hall - Boys In The Ocean (from Boys In The Ocean) [02:38:42]
45 Lupa J - Obliterate (from To Breathe Underwater) [02:41:54]
46 SOPHIE - Immaterial (from OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES) [02:45:25]
47 Wax Wings - Reclaim Me (feat. Nimmo) (Maya Jane Coles Remix [Edit]) (from Reclaim Me (feat. Nimmo) (Maya Jane Coles Remix [Edit])) [02:49:17]
48 Raveena - Tweety (from Tweety) [02:52:38]
49 Syd - Missing Out (from Missing Out) [02:56:24]
50 Yaz - Don't Go (from Upstairs At Eric’s) [03:00:18]
51 Lil Nas X - SUN GOES DOWN (from SUN GOES DOWN) [03:03:16]
52 Elton John - Your Song (from Elton John) [03:06:02]
53 Sarah Proctor - Lost (from Lost) [03:09:59]
54 Telly Leung - You Matter (from You Matter) [03:13:29]
