Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
Chaz is back and with the help of Michael Biehn and Billy Paxton, sends seven guys in to blow up some moderately dangerous weapons, comes back with only four guys and commits ineptitude and crimes against humanity along the way. Recruitment has never been so good, right?
Wow, is Navy Seals a terrible representation of America's top elite fighting force. I mean, if this is how things really are, help us all because bad things are going to happen around the world. Nothing here makes the viewer say to themselves, "Hey, those guys are doing a good job. I should join up." Now, all our libtard "war is bad" attitude aside, these guys are completely inept. They take the hardest route to do the most mundane of tasks and end up getting most of them killed with each step.
Then there's Charlie Sheen's character. Sure, he's a loose cannon which we're all familiar with but where Martin Riggs is nuts, Lt. Dale Hawkins is nuts AND a complete joke and insult to our men in uniform. There's gotta be someone up the chain that says "Yeah sure he's got great hair, but he literally keeps shooting his teammates in the back, so....pass." I mean we have things called court martialing and discharges for a reason.
Next to that all, this movie likely has one of the worst soundtracks ever made. Even if you're into butt-rock, you'll likely be missing earplugs when such great songs like Bon Jovi's cover of The Boys are Back in Town and two (2!) songs by Mr. Big. Yikes.
While it's a pretty solid time with lots of ludacricity there's just too much dicking off for my tastes and Chaz thinking that he's still in Platoon. Good if you've never seen it but on revisit its just too draggy.
The Rift - Literally in an octopus' garden
Tango & Cash - Stinker Madness Rerun
Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding - worst revenge plan ever
Coronasode 14 - Will they ever end?
The Last Dragon - Stinker Madness Rerun
National Treasure - The Pipe is Mightier than the Sword
Templar Nation - needs to be a big deal
Outcast - Winner of the worst wig award
Thank God it's Friday - Club Zoo needs a better bouncer
The Nest - The Bug-A-Whack Festival goes as expected
Condorman - Stinker Madness Rerun
Artemis Fowl - Bad way to start the decade
Coronasode #13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Track of the Moon Beast - Brain clouds are better than moon brain
Girl in Gold Boots - Don't go to haunted house dance clubs
Carry On Columbus - Britain's Worst Film is Way Better than the US's
Tomboy - Stinker Madness Rerun
Coronasode #12 - Troll Orgy
The Last Shark - Quint knows explosions
Coronasode - Nacho Vidal's bad day
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