Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
A team of undeclared researchers go on a dig in the middle of the desert only to discover a secret tunnel that leads to America's greatest secret. But if they'd only gone through the IKEA, they could have saved a bunch of time.Truly bad film's greatest secret itself.
Templar Nation is the true underappreciated and under served bad movie in the bad movie genre. While it should be on the same pedestals as The Room, Birdemic, and Fateful Findings, it sadly sits on Amazon Prime Video, buried in the midst of Asylum-like movies waiting for someone to please just take a chance on it. Sure, it doesn't have the behind-the-scenes "charisma" that say Tommy or Neil have, but the horrendously terrible job that Joseph James does to portray himself as a real-life LARPer stands as high as a vanity-piece gone awry as the other three.
Go through the checklist of needs to rival "the bigs" in bad cinema: atrocious acting, scenery chewing leads, bad action sequences, terrible set design, the idiot-plot, unintelligible line delivery, baffling villainy, and a climax that is setup to have the audience be stunned but is instead in stitches with laughter. This is Hall of Fame stuff here, fam.
Ya know, the big three took quite a while to gain some notoriety. And maybe because Templar Nation is from 2013, it hasn't had its chance in the sun yet. So I challenge you, dear listener and reader, make this movie a thing. It truly deserves it.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Weird Gay Adventure
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - Frampton Comes Dead
Druids - When do the druids show up?
Black Dog - The best bad truckin' movie ever
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - or How To Save the World
The Adventures of Pluto Nash - "Adventures" is a strong word
Angel Has Fallen - The Last Banning?
Hobbs and Shaw - 2/3 full of Bald Bros or 1/3 empty of Bald Bros?
Convoy - So...where are we going, anyways?
Prom Night II - Hello Mary Lou, Goodbye Plot
Dark Angel - Addicted to Human Crack!
Breaker! Breaker! - What's your 20 on the Pickle Park?
Voyage of the Rock Aliens - Countdown to Music Videos
Peacekeeper - Dolph can't die, literally
Steele Justice - Dance of the 3-Step
Love Potion No. 9
Diggstown - The Greatest Trick the Devil Pulled
Pass Thru - The Ditch Folk are Taking Over
Gas-s-s-s! - or - The Baby Boomers are hypocrites
The Jackie is Gone so Sam can Talk about MCU and Star Wars Not Special
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