Broadcasting of Discourse Of Matters Shadowy and Murky An eve with thyne humble host The Marquis Malaichi Oliver Jude Owen Ezekiel the IIIAnd his Enchanting Harpsicord

Thou art cordially bid, on the thirtieth day of November in the year of our Lord at the hour of six in the evening Eastern Pacific Standard Time, to partake in this episode of Matters, a shadowy and obscure discourse, as Dr. Clutch doth take his leisure. Joineth the illustrious Marquis Malachi Oliver Jude Owen Ezekiel the Third of Salisbury as he dost explore tidings that grace the headlines after the Thanksgiving merriment, in the realm of Peculiar News! Pray join us! Thou art Heartily invited! in the realm of Peculiar News—Trump declareth his intent to unveil all knowledge regarding UAPs, men engaging in congress with Butterball turkeys, and the discourse of slang from the 1700s. The Marquis findeth himself pursued by covetous liberal witches, thus he shall regale us with pagan jests whilst skillfully plucking the harpsichord. Our main subject shall be the urban legends of early America and the Native mythos of the Deer Woman and Little People. Pray, join us for a most remarkable episode, exclusively upon Podbean;