Welcome to Prose and Cons, where Rob torments himself by reading and dissecting the Riverdale tie-in YA novels, of which there are already 2, with at least 2 more planned. We begin this horrible quest with Riverdale: The Day Before, by Micol Ostow.
What can a prequel to the first episode of a TV series possibly offer in terms of plot, you might ask? There are no answers here, only pain.
Music:
Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)
Episode 13: Cheryl Blossom is the Vegeta of Riverdale
Episode 12: Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying... Syrup.
Episode 11: Pardon my Rudeness, but Have you Done any Murdering Recently?
Episode 10: This was a bad Idea. This Isn't What my son Would Like.
Episode 9: What the Fuck Does That Have to do With Maple Syrup?
Episode 8: We're Never Gonna Make Sense of This, I Don't Think
Episode 7: There Forever Will Be Angst, Amen.
Episode 6: Have They Tried Being Jazz?
Episode 5: S-N-A-K-E-B-O-X
Episode 4: Hundred-Year-Old Pig Skeleton
Episode 3: I Don't Think so, Tim
Episode 2: Veronica Lodge is Secretly Deadpool
Episode 1: Leave Room for Jason
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