Moonlight Over a Coiled Serpent

The village is much quieter after being the recipient of that epic asswhoopin expertly administered by the Rook and his crew. The weed has been pulled from the garden. But parts of the roots still remain. Not enough to warrant the brutal attentions of the Rook, but these loose ends have attracted the attentions of independent agents in search of new holes to invade. For all gardens have their snakes, and our doomed little garden has now been claimed by none other than Sachiko. She is as beautiful as she wants to be, and those who know her fear her. She has come to this ruined village that has been left barren after being swept of refuse in search of answers. She wants to know how it came to pass that sentient life was bestowed unto a ventriloquist dummy. That search is going to bring her into contact the very jackasses responsible for such a staggeringly idiotic act. She will have to use all her charm and wit to contend with their madness and folly, hopeful that the answers she finds will be worth the price she has to pay. This episode makes frequent references to ventriloquist dummies, senseless violence, alcohol consumption, and wanton disrespect for public order. Moreover, it contains the usual level of needless profanity. Listener discretion is advised.