Garvin is fed up listening to himself, there seems to be a gaggle of monkeys chin-wagging in his mind, he could swear they are asking him to throw bananas at them, he decides to open the cage and kick them out with or without permission as he has a 500 lb Gorilla that wants a new home.
He is currently in his other half's bad books after informing her to make the drudgery less painful she should sign up to the jokers' podcast, George keeps telling Garvin to Breathe or is it take a breadth translated further as let him have a turn to speak for a change.
George is shredding paper left to right and centre, all the while shouting "Get Out of My Head" at the bits n pieces, he starts to pick them up and put them into piles and is now trying to weigh them.
They both look blank now and start to look observantly around to see what actually needs doing, Garvin picks up a bunch of bananas, he has a Gorilla to feed, after all, George starts to chant "Sharing is Caring" to anyone that will listen.
Garvin is now speaking in tongues rough translation is that he wants to go to the toilet, George tells him to sit back down and finish his Pint.
The Jokers seem to be looking at two pills on the table, one says "Stay" the other "Go" the container they came out of has "Be Happy" in Large Bolded Letters on the side. Garvin is confused as the instructions on the other side read "You Must Comply! You Must Comply!. They both take the Green Pill marked "Go", They put their empty pint glasses down and start looking for a ladder each, George finds a step ladder, Garvin a Fireman's, they walk outside to find a wall to lean them on. In the background, there's a bunch of monkeys chatting about the price of bananas and how difficult it is to find a decent cage in today's mindfulness cluttered marketplace...
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