Fireman Smallbone- Lord Save Me

Leonard Smallbone was an ambitious lad.  He was a passed fireman on the ramshackle LS&M Railway.  But there was only one ambition higher than the top link of the driving ladder and that was the eventual marble staircase into the celestial paradise.  He was wont to call the railway company Lord Save Me.  And for his colleagues this made Leonard Smallbone something of a self-righteous prig.