Muthafuckin’ perverts! Emoclew to the 6th installment of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What the fuck could “Send Newds,” mean? Muthafucka, just some new shit I found recently. I like exploring and discovering shit ‘cause I’m a passionately curious person. Doesn’t take much effort, really; just a consistent commitment to the broadening of your horizons. I really hope you don’t ever feel stale in your music tastes, ‘cause there’s so, so, SO much cool fuckin’ new shit out there in every genre. All you gotta do is give enough of a fuck to look for it. There ar...
Muthafuckin’ perverts! Emoclew to the 6th installment of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What the fuck could “Send Newds,” mean? Muthafucka, just some new shit I found recently. I like exploring and discovering shit ‘cause I’m a passionately curious person. Doesn’t take much effort, really; just a consistent commitment to the broadening of your horizons. I really hope you don’t ever feel stale in your music tastes, ‘cause there’s so, so, SO much cool fuckin’ new shit out there in every genre. All you gotta do is give enough of a fuck to look for it. There are countless ways to discover new shit. The one I use most often is the Release Radar playlist on Spotify. That one, and the Discover Weekly. Those are playlists that Spotify tailors for you based on the artists you follow, and I imagine other music streaming services have something similar, so fuckin’ explore, motherfucker!
Also, before anyone asks (fucking as if), there are actually 6 different people in the picture I used for this edition. I looked up the original image, and there are 4 different penises, and 2 different women. I imagine I’ll eventually be incapable of finding an appropriate number of people in these noodle hentai pics to match the number of the edition, but not yet, muthafucka! Anyway, I actually managed to put the brakes on my exploration this week. As I compile, I keep an eye on the overall length of the playlist so it doesn’t get too crazy. Sometimes I suck at that, and I just go entirely too fuckin’ HAM. This time, I reigned it in around 3 ½ hrs, but there’s so much more shit I still want to listen to, so next week’s edition might be another Newds. Don’t hate, motherfucker! Let’s discuss the tracks, shall we?
1. There’s a track that’s actually not on this podcast, but I recommend checking it out. It’s a cover of Metallica’s, “Nothing Else Matters,” by… Miley Cyrus, Elton John, Yo-Yo Ma, Robert Trujillo & Chad Smith. Sounds like an interesting combo, right? Well, just listen to it… I just… I couldn’t. It kinda made my skin crawl similar to how Disturbed’s cover of Sound of Silence did. Maybe y’all will dig it, but holy hell, I couldn’t hang.
2. There’s some pretty intense metal on this edition. Yunalesca, Carnifex, At The Gates, Fear Factory, Between The Buried And Me, a Japanese band called mildrage, and even Sullivan King. That’s right, he put out a straight metal track. He’s allowed, fuck, he’s got the scream, he’s got the guitar skill, he can do what-the-fuck-ever. Actually, the HEALTH track (which features none other than Chino fuckin’ Moreno himself) is pretty metal as well. The Dirtyphonics track is kinda metalstep like many of Sullivan King’s other tracks. Anyway, lots of fantastic shit to bang your head to this week.
3. Speaking of headbangin’, plenty of dubstep on this one too, especially in one of its heaviest subgenres called riddim. That’s what the Ghastly and Excision tracks are, as far as I know anyway. The Pixel Terror track with Chime & Teminite is more colour bass, which means something to the effect of melodic riddim, again, as far as I know. This is all just me speculating based on what I’m hearing, so I fully accept the possibility that I could be full of shit. Speaking of melodic shit, the FuntCase track is a melodic dubstep track, which I suppose differs from melodic riddim in that it’s more about the melody than the headbangin’ rhythmic elements. Actually kind of a departure (or an evolution) for FuntCase, and it’s pretty awesome. Meanwhile, SWARM’s over here makin’ cinematic riddim and shit. Orchestral riddim? I don’t fuckin’ know. Genres are annoying.
4. Some surprising additions this week: the Chemlab track (haven’t thought about them in ages), Green Jelly & “Weird Al,” (even though I finally got to see them when they opened for ICP back in 2019, I’m still very glad to see they’re releasing new tracks), Fear Factory (‘cause damn, I feel like they’ve been on hiatus for a long fuckin’ time or some shit. Definitely awesome to hear new shit from them), Aimee Mann (I used to emo the fuck out to some Aimee Mann, and she’s hilarious on her episode of Portlandia), Ray Charles (I’m just surprised a track of his ended up on my Release Radar. I used to listen to him all the time when I’d do rides for Lyft), three fuckin’ Ekoh tracks (because I fuckin’ missed this dude, and I’m very happy to report he’s still killin’ it), fuckin’ AFI?! (Apparently so. Haven’t heard anything from them in ages either.), Kate Havnevik (Same with her, and I really love her stuff.), Billie Eilish (aka William Eyelash, and it’s surprising ‘cause I really don’t follow her that much), and a Basement Jaxx remix (Honestly, Basement Jaxx is fuckin’ awesome. I’ve loved them for 20 years now. I’m not humungously conversant on their catalog, but I’ve loved pretty much everything I’ve heard.).
5. If y’all dance game folk don’t already know about and/or love Shirobon, you really should. I feel like so many of his tracks would make excellent step charts, and the track of his I included this week is even called, “Step It,” so…
6. A couple sexy liquid, trance, J-core & UK hardcore tracks in the mix this week too. Y’all know how much I love EDM, well, I hope you do too. Lots of diverse jams in store for us this week in addition to the aforementioned dubstep.
7. I’m still not 100% sure how I feel about the 6:33 track called Wacky Worms, but I loved the name enough to include it, so I hope we all yojne it. I feel kinda similar about the TesseracT track, but it’s prog metal, and I love the fuck out of that. Some tracks are like that, ya know? Sometimes they don’t hit you right away due to some environmental circumstance or something, and when you listen to it again without that circumstance interfering, you can focus on it better. One thing I am 100% sure of is that some tracks need air. Take some of this music for a drive down the highway, and I can almost guarantee your yojne product will be multiplied exponentially. I’m pretty sure what I said was mathematically sound, just like I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who’d give a fuck about such a thing, but the internet exists, so…
8. Shoutout to my roommate and great friend Josh for showing me the Hail Mary Mallon track, because apparently it’s something Aesop Rock did that I wasn’t aware of. So, you know me, always lookin’ to learn about cool shit. I appreciate the fuck out of anyone who shows me cool shit I didn’t know about before.
9. I think that’s about it. This weeks edition is fuckin’ spectacular in my opinion, so I sincerely hope someone out there yojnes aside from me. With that, let us COMMENCE. ZE. YOJNE!
01 Fear Factory - Recode (from Aggression Continuum) [00:04:40]
02 Eastside Ninjas - Reintroduce (from Pact of the 4) [00:10:25]
03 t+pazolite - Datamania (tpz Overheat Remix) (from Datamania (tpz Overheat Remix)) [00:14:53]
04 Blitz Union - Money Crazy World (Zardonic Remix) (from Money Crazy World (Zardonic Remix)) [00:17:52]
05 BANKS - The Devil (from The Devil) [00:21:34]
06 Excision, Dion Timmer - Salvation (feat. Alexis Donn) (from Salvation) [00:24:18]
07 At The Gates - The Fall into Time (from The Fall into Time) [00:28:25]
08 SWARM - Vengeance (from Vengeance) [00:35:04]
09 Ekoh - Smithereens (from Smithereens) [00:38:20]
10 Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At (1991 Remix) (from Where's Your Head At (1991 Remix)) [00:40:52]
11 Sullivan King - Lock Me Up (from LOUD) [00:44:27]
12 Ghastly - Octopussy (from The OG EP) [00:47:06]
13 6:33 - Wacky Worms (from Wacky Worms) [00:50:21]
14 Cordae, Common - What's Life (from What’s Life (From “Liberated / Music For the Movement Vol. 3”) [00:54:15]
15 HEALTH, Tyler Bates - ANTI-LIFE (feat. Chino Moreno) (from ANTI-LIFE (feat. Chino Moreno)) [00:57:24]
16 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [01:01:51]
17 Kate Havnevik, Guy Sigsworth - Into Dark (from Into Dark) [01:06:01]
18 TesseracT - Nocturne (P O R T A L S) (from Nocturne (P O R T A L S)) [01:08:59]
19 Pendulum, Hybrid Minds - Louder Than Words (from Elemental) [01:13:11]
20 Dirtyphonics - Gasoline (from Gasoline) [01:17:00]
21 M.O.B., We Are PIGS - BLOOD DIAMOND (from BLOOD DIAMOND) [01:20:22]
22 Carnifex - Pray For Peace (from Pray For Peace) [01:24:36]
23 Ekoh, Futuristic - The Edge (from The Edge) [01:29:30]
24 AFI - No Eyes (from Bodies) [01:32:50]
25 Aimee Mann, Raz - Emotions (from Emotions) [01:36:16]
26 DVRKO - Wasted On You (T-Mass Remix) (from Wasted On You (T-Mass Remix)) [01:38:52]
27 Ferry Corsten - Our Moon (feat. Lovlee) (Protoculture Remix) (from Our Moon (Protoculture Remix)) [01:41:57]
28 Billie Eilish - Lost Cause (from Lost Cause) [01:45:56]
29 Between The Buried And Me - Fix The Error (from Fix The Error) [01:49:22]
30 Pixel Terror, Chime, Teminite - Sleepless (from Sleepless) [01:54:23]
31 L.A.O.S - Give Me (from Bright Lights / Give Me) [01:58:07]
32 Rob IYF, Al Storm - Black Magic (from Black Magic) [02:02:46]
33 FuntCase - Flames (feat. Dia Frampton) (from Flames) [02:06:42]
34 Ekoh, Raxi - Fever (from Fever) [02:10:09]
35 Meet Me @ The Altar - Feel A Thing (from Feel A Thing) [02:13:01]
36 The Algorithm - Interrupt Handler (from Interrupt Handler) [02:16:24]
37 mildrage - Against The Current (from EMERGENCE) [02:20:06]
38 Dub Elements - Thunder (René LaVice Remix) (from Thunder (René LaVice Remix)) [02:23:57]
39 grandson - Rain (feat. Jessie Reyez) (from Rain (feat. Jessie Reyez)) [02:29:10]
40 REDALiCE - Lightning Step (from Lightning Step) [02:33:03]
41 Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (from Are You Gonna Eat That?) [02:36:17]
42 Shirobon - Step It (from Step It) [02:38:33]
43 HIGHSOCIETY - Rave Ting (DATAMOSH Massive) (from Rave Ting (DATAMOSH Massive)) [02:40:39]
44 Poppy - EAT (from EAT (NXT Soundtrack)) [02:44:15]
45 Green Jelly - Pukebox (feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic) (from Garbage Band Kids) [02:47:14]
46 Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), Pioneer 11, Bryson the Alien, Open Mike Eagle - 3D (from 3D) [02:50:30]
47 Gunship, Tyler Bates - Berserker (feat. Dave Lombardo) (from Berserker (feat. Dave Lombardo)) [02:53:16]
48 Chemlab - Rivethead (2021 Remaster) (from Burn Out At The Hydrogen Bar (2021 Remaster)) [02:58:43]
49 Yunalesca - From Halfway Down (from From Halfway Down) [03:02:32]
50 Azedia - Golden Age (from Golden Age) [03:06:06]
51 Andy Moor, Somna - More Than Love (feat. Linney) (Craig Connelly Extended Remix) (from More Than Love (Craig Connelly Remix)) [03:10:24]
52 Safire - Holding On (feat. DRS) (from Holding On) [03:17:09]
53 Somna, Yang, AXYL - Someday (from Someday) [03:23:04]
54 Maddy O'Neal, An-Ten-Nae, Torii Wolf - Let Go (from Let Go) [03:26:31]
55 Ray Charles - I'm a Fool to Care (from Soul) [03:30:00]
