I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Donnie’s a Zero”
He thinks he is seeing green, but is in the red
Dealt a winning hand, but still having to fold, as he turned casinos into sh*t
Vodka and steaks rarely miss, yet he couldn’t make a dime
The world’s greatest businessman, only if all others died
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A big rat on his head he bought at the Dollar Store
He’s got the physique of a Chris Farley of Chippendales, only much less agile
With the complexion of a Cheeto that’s been worn
Hands so small, they were rejected by a circus-porn
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”G-O-N-E” (parody based on the Nat King Cole song, ”L-O-V-E”)
”The Man Is Deranged” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”People Are Strange”)
”Cray” (parody based on the Dean Martin song, ”Sway”)
The Most Important Speech in the History of Speech Thingies
Crazy Uncle Tommy
”You get a lawsuit! You get a lawsuit! Everyone gets a fracking lawsuit!”
Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia
The Stupidest Post in the World
The Non-Conceding Concession
A Worldwide Laxative
Make America Sane Again
The Cult of Trump?
Science Is a Chinese Hoax
Nothing Plain About Savannah
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 (”But here’s what really happened.” Maybe.)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 2 (”But how about this?”)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 1 (”This is what could have happened.”)
”Tweeting Some Lies” (parody based on the Neil Diamond song, ”Sweet Caroline”)
”The Trumpanzees” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Nobodies”)
”The Donald Fan” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, ”Piano Man”)
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