The perverts what fuck up is?! Emo-son-of-an-ejaculating-Jesus-clown-clew to the Best of 2021 Edition! With such a cryptic title, y’all must be pickin’ your brain matter off the walls after it got blown out your ears from daring to attempt deciphering such a phenomenally complicated code as that. Yes, this is clearly all the songs I hated the most this year. This is also opposite day, at least until I finish this sentence. Apologies, I happen to be exhausted on a quantum level. I’m basically Schrödinger’s Double-O right now. Also must apologize that this is coming to y’all so much later than usual, but that shit ...
The perverts what fuck up is?! Emo-son-of-an-ejaculating-Jesus-clown-clew to the Best of 2021 Edition! With such a cryptic title, y’all must be pickin’ your brain matter off the walls after it got blown out your ears from daring to attempt deciphering such a phenomenally complicated code as that. Yes, this is clearly all the songs I hated the most this year. This is also opposite day, at least until I finish this sentence. Apologies, I happen to be exhausted on a quantum level. I’m basically Schrödinger’s Double-O right now. Also must apologize that this is coming to y’all so much later than usual, but that shit actually isn’t my fault, but it is shit’s fault. Yes, due to an extraordinary ailment from the depths of Satan’s botched polyp surgery, I have been frequently and infuriatingly interrupted through the course of my compiling this edition.
Clearly though, I didn’t let it stop me altogether. I even worked last night and made over $200, which is pretty great even though it was uncomfortable as 10,000 fucks in a fuckin’ child-sized kayak. But yeah, definitely slowed me down. I mean hey, I wanted to do this podcast, but my body had other plans for my evening. What can I do, just abandon it while it’s in motion like a rental car at an airport? I can’t do that. Not ‘cause I don’t want to, but mainly because I’m not dead yet, and this isn’t fucking Driver: San Francisco. If you don’t understand that reference, well, there’s a handy little thingamajiggy called Google. Feel free to either use it to understand my reference, or don’t and thus essentially tell me to go fuck myself forever and ever amen.
Anyway, y’all want to hear a funny-ass fuckin’ story? I started compiling these tracks around 4 fuckin’ AM. I actually thought to myself, “Eh, it won’t take me that long. Besides, I want to lay down for a bit to try and get this intestinal maelstrom under control.” I actually thought that. Perverts… anyone who’s been paying the slightest amount of attention to these editions would know that I have metric fucktons of tracks that could easily qualify for inclusion on this Best Of 2021 edition. Mayhaps I forgot to brain somewhere along this dumb-ass and weirdly fuckin’ fortunate journey of mine the past few days, ‘cause I only finished compiling it around 11 AM or so. It’s actually 1:08 right now and I’m still writing this stupid fuckin’ intro script, so let me wrap this trash up so I can get some motherfucking sleep in this bitch.
Not much else specifically to mention, really. I will say that this edition must be split into 2 parts, both for my health and due to maximum file size limitations. So, expect part 2 sometime tomorrow morning. Frankly, once I got to 75-80 and I still had like 10 folders to sift through for stuff to include, I just had to make that executive fuckin’ decision to split it like the fuckin’ executive I am in this motherfucker. Y’all ought to notice some creative and appropriate track groupings and organization if you’re more perceptive than a snail, ‘cause fuck snails or something. Lastly, despite this being the “Best Of 2021,” this is by no means an exhaustive list. There would be 7 fuckin’ parts or some shit. Y’all have no idea how much awesome shit I’ve been sharin’ all this time, and y’all just home eatin’ your boogers and shit. Nasty-ass motherfuckers, I swear. Love y’all, but cut that booger-eatin’ out.
All that done did and said…
Boobies…
Also, yojne.
01 ††† - The Beginning Of The End (from The Beginning Of The End) [00:02:31]
02 Camo & Krooked - Watch It Burn (feat. Ayah Marar) (from Cross The Line) [00:07:00]
03 Riot Ten, CHRMNDRS - Poppin (feat. Krystall Poppin) (from Poppin (feat. Krystall Poppin)) [00:10:24]
04 t+pazolite - Overcome Me!!!!!!! (from Overcome Me!!!!!!!) [00:12:57]
05 Berried Alive - Blood Orange (from Blood Orange) [00:16:18]
06 Celldweller - Into the Void (SWARM Remix) (from Into the Void (SWARM Remix)) [00:21:07]
07 Deftones - Genesis (from Genesis) [00:25:00]
08 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [00:30:17]
09 ppcocaine - DDLG (from DDLG) [00:32:47]
10 CORPSE, Savage Ga$p - E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! (from E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!) [00:35:19]
11 Brooke Candy - Cum (feat. Iggy Azalea) (from SEXORCISM) [00:37:03]
12 Lucille Bogan - Till The Cows Come Home (from Shave ‘Em Dry: The Best Of Lucille Bogan) [00:39:38]
13 Battle Beast - Resurrection By Erection (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [00:42:29]
14 GRiZ - Juicy (feat. Blunts & Blondes) (from Bangers[6].Zip) [00:46:11]
15 Kayzo, Sullivan King, Papa Roach - DOMINATION (from DOMINATION) [00:49:18]
16 Owl Vision - Holy Shit (from Doomster) [00:52:03]
17 Shining - IDGAF (Zardonic Remix) (from IDGAF (Zardonic Remix)) [00:56:30]
18 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [00:59:32]
19 Dragon Sound - Friends (from Miami Connection OST) [01:01:00]
20 Victoria Monét - F.U.C.K. (from F.U.C.K.) [01:03:58]
21 LAUSSE THE CAT - Fuccboi Lullaby (feat. B-ahwe) (from The Girl, the Cat and the Tree) [01:07:21]
22 Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At (1991 Remix) (from Where's Your Head At (1991 Remix)) [01:11:21]
23 The Chemical Brothers - Don't Think (from Further) [01:14:56]
24 Excision, Kai Wachi - Demisaur (from Demisaur) [01:22:32]
25 Run The Jewels, What So Not - JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix) (from JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix)) [01:26:03]
26 The Kiffness - Numnum Cat (from Cat Jams) [01:30:05]
27 CRASHFACE - ultraplasticplanetkiller (from HEAVY INFECTIOUS) [01:31:57]
28 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [01:34:27]
29 BLVK JVCK - THE SHOOTV (from THE SHOOTV) [01:38:37]
30 carolesdaughter - please put me in a medically induced coma (from please put me in a medically induced coma) [01:41:39]
31 Giuseppe Ottaviani - Till The Sunrise (Mixed) (from A State Of Trance FOREVER Spotlight: Giuseppe Ottaviani) [01:44:42]
32 Giraffes? Giraffes! - I Am S/H(Im)E[R] As You Am S/H(Im)E[R] As You Are Me and We Am I and I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness' Psychogenic Fugue (from More Skin With Milk-Mouth) [01:49:52]
33 SKYND - Tyler Hadley (from Chapter II) [01:59:20]
34 The Watchmen, Rob IYF, Al Storm - HGHR LV (from HGHR LV) [02:04:08]
35 Scythe Gang 666 - AK-47 (from AK-47) [02:08:54]
36 Deficit - Death Prize (from Death Prize) [02:11:13]
37 Oh! the Horror, Blaze Ya Dead Homie - D.R.E.A.M. (from Oh! The Horror Meets Blaze) [02:14:23]
38 Slash - We Belong Dead (from Universal Monsters Maze Soundtrack/Halloween Horror Nights 2018) [02:17:04]
39 Figure, MDK - Zombies Ate My Ravers (from Zombies Ate My Ravers) [02:21:48]
40 Lord Gasp - Sudo (from Sudo) [02:25:17]
41 Alaska Thunderfuck - ROY G BIV BBT (from ROY G BIV BBT) [02:27:09]
42 N O W A V E - OBEY (from “XXXX” MANGA) [02:29:38]
43 Sylosis - Immovable Stone (from Immovable Stone) [02:34:21]
44 Omnia, Ira - The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix) (from The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix)) [02:37:50]
45 August Burns Red - Internal Cannon (feat. Matthew K Heafy) (from Leveler: 10th Anniversary Edition) [02:40:36]
46 Twiztid - Corkscrew (from Corkscrew) [02:44:20]
47 Death of a Nation - Don't Speak For Me (from Death of a Nation) [02:46:51]
48 Bob Vylan - I Heard You Want Your Country Back (from We Live Here (Deluxe)) [02:49:51]
49 Bizarrap - Snow Tha Product: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol: 39 (from Snow Tha Product: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol: 39) [02:52:08]
50 KATFYR - Lose Control (feat. Maruja Retana) (from Lose Control) [02:55:01]
51 Hexvessel - Halloween (from Halloween) [02:59:13]
52 SWARM, Sentinel Complex, Man Ov God - Make It Out Alive (from Make It Out Alive) [03:03:09]
53 KLOUD - Exit Alive (from Exit Alive) [03:06:22]
54 Jason Ross, Blanke - One More Day (w/ Chandler Leighton) (from One More Day (w/ Chandler Leighton)) [03:09:26]
55 Alla Xul Elu - Say Goodbye (feat. Rittz) (from Say Goodbye) [03:13:53]
