Vote, motherfucker! Do I even need to explain that shit to y’all?! Well, I will anyway if ya give me a second or 4 to welcome you to this shit first. Welcome, motherfuckers, fatherfuckers, fuckin’ androgynous-ass extraterrestrial fuckers, fuckin’ unicorn fairy nipple toothpaste lickers, what the fuck ever pumps your fuckin’ crank, to Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex, and the VOTE, MF Edition! So, naturally, we’ll be hearing lots of purely instrumental, relaxing-ass ambient jams with zero fuckin’ energy whatso...
Vote, motherfucker! Do I even need to explain that shit to y’all?! Well, I will anyway if ya give me a second or 4 to welcome you to this shit first. Welcome, motherfuckers, fatherfuckers, fuckin’ androgynous-ass extraterrestrial fuckers, fuckin’ unicorn fairy nipple toothpaste lickers, what the fuck ever pumps your fuckin’ crank, to Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex, and the VOTE, MF Edition! So, naturally, we’ll be hearing lots of purely instrumental, relaxing-ass ambient jams with zero fuckin’ energy whatsoever. Nawwww, this one is crammed to the fuckin’ 5-hour mark with all sorts of shit to get you up off your goddamn (insert expletive alternative to donkey here), brave the fucking plague that we’re still suffering through, and either hand in your ballot personally or use the fuckin’ voting machines and then sanitize your fuckin’ hands until no solitary germ would even dream of landing on your flesh for decades.
So, why would little ol’ me put together this little ol’ podcast? Or, more specifically, this type of edition? *sigh* Well, in case you’re just waking up from a four-year-long coma, some shit’s been going seriously awry for the past four goddamn-fucking-sonofabitchly-interminable years. I want you to vote, but let me clarify, I want you to vote against the shitbag-in-chief that’s currently occupying the fucking White House. Not like you’re going to listen to my ever so fuckin’ savvy political analysis, and if you’re a Trump supporter, you’ve gotta be hoping the vast majority of us don’t fuckin’ vote. That’s the only fuckin’ way your dumpster fire full of abortions and homeless senior citizen dung would actually win the popular vote, and/or the election.
In case y’all aren’t aware, the vast majority of the country is sick and fucking tired of this goddamn bullshit, and they’re fuckin’ activated now. Somethin’ like 100 million people didn’t bother voting in 2016, and now they’re turnin’ out in record fucking numbers. It’s not lookin’ too good for Cheetonius Maximus these days. Because of the unforgivable bullshit that happened in 2016, people have realized that being apolitical is a luxury they can now scarcely afford. Because he’s such an egregious fucking shitshow, people who don’t normally follow politics can’t stop hearing about him, and they’re fucking sick of it. This isn’t about Democrat vs. Republican this time. This is about taking out a fatally incompetent, miserable sack of unloved shit. The fucking most darkly hilarious thing about it all is that he could have fucking COASTED to a second term if he had merely properly prepared the country for the pandemic. He had a chance to step up and lead, and he fucking pissed it away for any myriad reasons.
I’m sure I’ve ruffled the ass hairs of at least one person by now, so before you go runnin’ your stupid fuckin’ mouth, just know that I don’t give a flying, gliding, walking, running, jogging, galloping, fuckin’ tobogganing fuck what you have to say about what I’m saying. “Mehhh, but you’re being close-minded!” I don’t give a fuck. This is my fucking podcast, not a fucking open forum, and I think you’re being too fuckin’ open-minded. There have to be some sort of boundaries when it comes to defining what is and isn’t truth, and those boundaries seem non-fucking-existent these days. One of the largest, most rotund fucking reasons is this pitiful fucking nothing, this supposedly human fucking feedback loop that you goddamn numbskulls would follow off a fucking cliff if he even casually suggested it. You fuckers don’t even have the sense to acknowledge that this isn’t about some preposterously irrational hatred of a rich person. We all would’ve gladly welcomed actual fucking leadership instead of the appalling exacerbation of petty division and utterly shameless favoritism of the already revoltingly wealthy. We might have even been able to look the other way on his truly disturbing comments towards his biological daughter had he not turned out to be such a grossly abominable fucking failure.
So yeah, if you still support him after the four years of heinously callous shit we’ve endured, go fuck yourselves. Seriously, it might even improve your general demeanor, you know, giving yourself pleasure for a change instead of wrapping yourself in fear and hatred. Go ahead and fuckin’ block me if it’ll secure your snowflake-ass lil’ fee-fees, ‘cause I’m not gonna fuckin’ forget who advocated for further division when this fucking country was already falling apart at the motherfucking seams. I have nothing to fuckin’ say to you, because you gave the wrong fuckin’ answers to the questions of whether or not people of color deserve equal rights, justice and welfare. Don’t go thinking that I’m some die-hard fuckin’ Democrat either, because for the most part, that fucking party makes me sick too. We’re takin’ that shameful fuckin’ shit over from the bottom up, and maybe one day we’ll actually all be living our lives free to pursue happiness, fulfillment, economic security, creative expression, what-the-fuck-ever. You might even benefit from it if you can manage to stick around long enough.
Consider me a lost fucking cause if you so desire, ‘cause like I said, I don’t give a fuck what you have to say on these matters. I have spent most of the last year fuckin’ ravenously absorbing information about this intolerable administration, cross-referencing everything as thoroughly as possible. I know how the fuck I feel, I know how the fuck you feel, and if it wasn’t for all the fucking gaslighting, grifting, manipulation and just sheer fucking intellectual bankruptcy, I would happily be doing this introduction with a respectful tone. But no. Now, everything is fucking political, even basic fucking human rights. I have first-hand experience with narcissism, gaslighting, manipulation and such, and that’s what the fuck this country has been through for the past four fucking years: a shitty relationship with a shitty fucking human being who had the unmitigated gall to wish a child-trafficker well on national television. AND, AND FUCKING AND, FUCKING QANON THINKS THIS IRREDEEMABLE SWINE IS TRYING TO TAKE DOWN SECRET, SATANIC CHILD-TRAFFICKING RINGS! Can you fucking believe the maddening imbecility that requires?
Ya see, I was aware of many, many of this serial charlatan’s faults back in 2016. Even before that, I knew how extensive his record of fucking failure was (and fucking continues to be), and yet, a small part of me was hoping for at least something salvageable out of the 2016 election. That small part is so horrendously starved now, but perhaps tomorrow, perhaps later this week, it might finally receive some sort of nourishment. Speaking of which, those of you especially soulless husks who pride themselves on drinking “liberal tears,” well, I’m sure you’ve been feeling very dehydrated over the past four years, my not having given you any tears to drink. I might weep tears of joy if things go the way they’re supposed to this week, but those tears are mine to enjoy. I do have another bodily fluid you’re welcome to drink, though you’ll need to suck it straight from the tip of my tumescent prick. Die mad about it, you miserable wastes of fucking life.
Any-fucking-way, I’m beyond fucking exhausted. Emotionally, intellectually, financially, physically… I need change, and I’m not fuckin’ alone. As far as the actual voting process goes, let me just say that I hear anyone who feels like their vote doesn’t matter. I felt that way for at least a decade and a half. The thing is, if it truly didn’t matter, these fucking assholes wouldn’t be running around trying to make it as difficult as possible. Cheetonius even said it himself, if everyone was able and willing to vote, there’d never be another Republican elected again. At least, not to the presidency. There have been numerous statements made on the subject over the years, but there’s also the practice of gerrymandering where districts are redrawn in such bizarre ways in order to give Republicans an unfair advantage. Never even mind the racist-ass bullshit known as the electoral college. Voting is far from the only thing we can do to make our lives better, but it’s definitely an important one. Like I say, if it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying so hard to prevent us from doing it. This year, their bullshit is on full display. It’s not lurking on some obscure political doc on a streaming platform you’ve never heard of, it’s spread eagle, visible to anyone with eyes.
Anyway, regarding what we’ll be hearing once I actually calm the fuck down a little and start playing some fucking music, all these tracks speak perfectly well enough for themselves. I spent about 2 fuckin’ hours just tweaking the order of the tracks, let alone the 4 ½ I spent compiling everything, and I’ve been writing this fucking intro for the past fuckin’ hour already. I doubt I’ll influence anyone in particular who wasn’t already planning to vote. My platform is small, and obviously, I’m a radical leftist anarchist who just wants to burn everything to smoldering cinders. Of course, right?
With all that said, go fucking vote so that our lives can suck a little less for four years, and of course… YOJNEEEEEEE!!!!!
01 Ministry - Git up Get out 'N Vote (from Relapse) [00:07:11]
02 Wreckless Eric & Amy Rigby - Vote That Fucker Out (from Vote That Fucker Out) [00:11:03]
03 Impulse Wave - Fall To Dictators (from Find Your Harmony Vol. 1) [00:13:23]
04 The Original Donald Trump - Jeffrey Epstein Was My Friend (from 2 Dumb Sunz) [00:16:54]
05 The Original Donald Trump - I'm Fuckin' Orange (from Donald Trump Is a Piece of Shit) [00:19:03]
06 Otep - To The Gallows (from KULT 45) [00:20:32]
07 Morgue - Donald Trump Is A Fucking Cunt (from https://youtu.be/u4yuitHOfNM) [00:23:35]
08 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:26:59]
09 Cypress Hill - Shut ‘Em Down (feat. Tom Morello) (from Rise Up) [00:32:07]
10 Zardonic - Takeover (feat. The Qemists) (Zardonic & Fickle6 VIP Remix) (from The Become Remix Album) [00:35:27]
11 Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:39:12]
12 Team America: World Police - America, FUCK Yeah (from Team America: World Police) [00:44:45]
13 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [00:46:48]
14 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [00:50:02]
15 Jello Biafra - Pledge of Allegiance (Live 1990) (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Rip)) [00:55:03]
16 Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (Live 1990) (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Rip)) [00:57:53]
17 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [01:03:17]
18 blink-182 - Generational Divide (from Generational Divide) [01:06:29]
19 Dead Kennedys - Government Flu (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:07:17]
20 George Carlin - You Have No Rights (from It's Bad For Ya) [01:09:20]
21 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom) [01:14:18]
22 Akir - Politricks (from Legacy) [01:17:46]
23 Killer Mike - Reagan (from R.A.P. Music) [01:21:25]
24 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (Bruce Springsteen cover) (from Renegades) [01:25:31]
25 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [01:31:06]
26 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:35:44]
27 Garfunkel and Oates - Save the Rich (from Slippery When Moist) [01:40:38]
28 Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (from Luxury Problem) [01:41:27]
29 Hatebreed - When the Blade Drops (from When the Blade Drops) [01:44:17]
30 Serj Tankian - Figure It Out (from Harakiri) [01:46:20]
31 The Red Paintings - They Don't Care About Us (Michael Jackson cover) (from They Don’t Care About Us) [01:49:11]
32 Enemy Radio - The Kids Ain't Alright (from Loud Is Not Enough) [01:52:38]
33 Creation Is Crucifixion - Child Autonomous (from DiY-FEST Compilation Volume 1) [01:55:51]
34 Wale - Salary Kaep (from Self Promotion EP) [02:00:17]
35 Sticky Fingaz, Samuel L. Jackson, KRS-One, Mad Lion, Talib Kweli, Brother Jay - I Can't Breathe (from Lost Treasures) [02:02:46]
36 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [02:09:02]
37 Dead Prez - Police State (from Let’s Get Free) [02:12:33]
38 The Game - Don't Shoot (feat. Rick Ross, Fabolous, Diddy, 2 Chainz, Wale, DJ Khaled, Swizz Beatz, Yo Gotti, Curren$y, Problem, King Pharaoh & TGT) (from Don’t Shoot) [02:16:13]
39 H.E.R. - I Can't Breathe (from I Can’t Breathe) [02:22:16]
40 Sticky Fingaz - What If I Was White (from (Black Trash) Kirk Jones) [02:26:57]
41 Anti-Flag - Racists (Acoustic) (from American Reckoning) [02:31:39]
42 Ekoh - Why Aren't You Angry? (from Why Aren’t You Angry?) [02:34:54]
43 Heilung - Opening Ceremony (from Lifa) [02:38:13]
44 Equilibrium - One Folk (from One Folk) [02:39:00]
45 FEVER 333 - ONE OF US (from STRENGTH IN NUMB333RS) [02:43:29]
46 Insane Clown Posse - Your Rebel Flag (from Carnival of Carnage) [02:46:49]
47 Otep - Halt Right (from KULT 45) [02:51:12]
48 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (ill.Gates x RIP KENNY Remix) (from Nazi Punks Fuck Off (ill.Gates x RIP KENNY Remix)) [02:53:46]
49 Ministry - Antifa (from Amerikkkant) [02:57:12]
50 Propagandhi - The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist (from Less Talk, More Rock) [03:02:04]
51 Hatebreed - Seven Enemies (from The Concrete Confessional) [03:03:08]
52 Death of a Nation - Metaphors For Murderers (from Death of a Nation) [03:05:10]
53 Whyt Rbbt - Revolution (from Revolution) [03:11:23]
54 Otep - Rise, Rebel, Resist (from Smash The Control Machine) [03:15:03]
55 Rage Against The Machine - Township Rebellion (from Rage Against The Machine) [03:19:00]
56 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [03:24:22]
57 Afu-Ra - Reign on Me (feat. Mann) (from Reign on Me) [03:28:53]
58 The Doors - Five To One (from Waiting For The Sun) [03:32:25]
59 Diabolic - Riot (feat. Deadly Hunta & John Otto) (from Liar & a Thief) [03:36:43]
60 Otep - Molotov (from KULT 45) [03:40:32]
61 Skunk Anansie - This Means War (from This Means War) [03:43:34]
62 Immortal Technique - Civil War (from The Martyr) [03:47:42]
63 GRAVEDGR - WARDOGZ (feat. City Morgue) (from WARDOGZ) [03:52:41]
64 Pharoahe Monch - W.A.R. (feat. Immortal Technique & Vernon Reid) (from W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)) [03:55:05]
65 Ho99o9 - War Is Hell (from United States of Horror) [03:59:29]
66 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone) [04:02:52]
67 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste) [04:07:30]
68 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [04:12:26]
69 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [04:15:51]
70 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [04:19:02]
71 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [04:22:55]
72 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [04:29:13]
73 Lard - Can God Fill Teeth? (from The Last Temptation Of Reid) [04:32:37]
74 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [04:36:57]
75 Otep - Undefeated (from KULT 45) [04:40:44]
76 Bi Tyrant - Fuck Donald Trump (from Bisexual Tyrant) [04:43:21]
77 D.O.A. - Fucked up Donald (from Treason) [04:44:00]
78 Tamu - Fuck Donald Trump (feat. D.L. Hughley) (from Fuck Donald Trump) [04:45:09]
79 P!nk - Dear Mr President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead) [04:48:13]
80 Equilibrium - Final Tear (from Renegades) [04:52:44]
81 Mega Ran, Amanda Lepre - Cries Of The Planet (from Cries Of The Planet) [04:57:08]
82 Prophets Of Rage - Unfuck The World (from Prophets Of Rage) [05:00:18]
83 Scars On Broadway - They Say (from Scars On Broadway) [05:04:18]
84 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr) [05:07:03]
