I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Right the Right”
Been off course for a while
Siri’s a woman
So, they go in the opposite direction
They don’t know where they are
Or where they’re heading
But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Approaching a red sign
Instead of stopping
They shout “OCTAGON!”
Sirens flashing
Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up
Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
They’ve been off course too long
Tank’s about empty
Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it
So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel
‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”G-O-N-E” (parody based on the Nat King Cole song, ”L-O-V-E”)
”The Man Is Deranged” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”People Are Strange”)
”Cray” (parody based on the Dean Martin song, ”Sway”)
The Most Important Speech in the History of Speech Thingies
Crazy Uncle Tommy
”You get a lawsuit! You get a lawsuit! Everyone gets a fracking lawsuit!”
Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia
The Stupidest Post in the World
The Non-Conceding Concession
A Worldwide Laxative
Make America Sane Again
The Cult of Trump?
Science Is a Chinese Hoax
Nothing Plain About Savannah
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 (”But here’s what really happened.” Maybe.)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 2 (”But how about this?”)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 1 (”This is what could have happened.”)
”Tweeting Some Lies” (parody based on the Neil Diamond song, ”Sweet Caroline”)
”The Trumpanzees” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Nobodies”)
”The Donald Fan” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, ”Piano Man”)
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