I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Daughter’s Sexy”
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”
He’ll make the comment on a talk show
“I’d hit that if she weren’t my daughter”
Everyone and their moms start to cringe
Then whisper, “What the f*ck is wrong with him?!?”
He’s the leader of the Greedy Old Perverts
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”
It’s one thing to say your kid’s cute
Calling them “hot” is kinda stretching it
Like a Donald J. Trump in spandex
Yet little Donnie has no regrets
He’s the leader of the Greedy Old Perverts
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my…”
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”G-O-N-E” (parody based on the Nat King Cole song, ”L-O-V-E”)
”The Man Is Deranged” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”People Are Strange”)
”Cray” (parody based on the Dean Martin song, ”Sway”)
The Most Important Speech in the History of Speech Thingies
Crazy Uncle Tommy
”You get a lawsuit! You get a lawsuit! Everyone gets a fracking lawsuit!”
Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia
The Stupidest Post in the World
The Non-Conceding Concession
A Worldwide Laxative
Make America Sane Again
The Cult of Trump?
Science Is a Chinese Hoax
Nothing Plain About Savannah
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 (”But here’s what really happened.” Maybe.)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 2 (”But how about this?”)
”Clue”: Trumponavirus Edition - Part 1 (”This is what could have happened.”)
”Tweeting Some Lies” (parody based on the Neil Diamond song, ”Sweet Caroline”)
”The Trumpanzees” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Nobodies”)
”The Donald Fan” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, ”Piano Man”)
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