Up the fuck’s what, pervopaloozios and pervalicities? Clew-fuckin’-emo to the 2nd volume of the Punk-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Can ya guess what we have in store for us this week? I know, the name Punk-Hop is probably way too fuckin’ cryptic, right? Of course, we’ll be hearing plenty of smooth-ass sandpaper-jazz like Kenny G, new age mustache adventures with Yanni, twang-a-langin’ good ol’ times with Toby Keith, the bizarre mid-life crises involving obsessions with Hawaiian attire and alcoholism that go alo...
Up the fuck’s what, pervopaloozios and pervalicities? Clew-fuckin’-emo to the 2nd volume of the Punk-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Can ya guess what we have in store for us this week? I know, the name Punk-Hop is probably way too fuckin’ cryptic, right? Of course, we’ll be hearing plenty of smooth-ass sandpaper-jazz like Kenny G, new age mustache adventures with Yanni, twang-a-langin’ good ol’ times with Toby Keith, the bizarre mid-life crises involving obsessions with Hawaiian attire and alcoholism that go along with every Jimmy Buffett ballad, you know the drill. Yes, you know, like the drill I’d gingerly insert into my ear cavities and trigger before I’d either subject you to nonshensh like that or listen to it myself.
Nawwww, punk & hip-hop. That’s my goddamn motherfuckin’ story and I’ma goddamn motherfuckin’ stick to it. Most of the tracks are new finds, some are classics that haven’t yet been played on the podcast for whatever fuckin’ reason, and a handful of exceptionally exceptional tracks from podcasts past. I’ll leave it to the future alien scholars to determine which are which, and I suggest you do the same. I also suggest you stick your nipples in a whirlpool in space 3 times before the bells ring on the 8th full moon of the year, but nobody’s followed that suggestion yet as far as I know. It’s a conspiracy, maaaaaan! I know it’s true, ‘cause I read about it on the internet!
I also made an effort to include some punk & hip-hop tracks from other countries, in other languages besides English. You can still appreciate shit even if you don’t fully understand it, motherfucker. Most of us have no idea about the vast complexities that surround us in this universe, but we’re able to appreciate that all the same. What, you don’t like things that don’t make sense to you? Well, that’s a goddamn motherfuckin’ shame, ‘cause that’s the process of knowledge, bitch! Shit doesn’t make sense, so ya figure it out! Ya been doin’ it ever since y’all were babies deucin’ in ya drawers. What happened? Did late-stage capitalism suck your soul away entirely?
Well, that’s understandable. You know what else is understandable? The yojne. Whether you understand it or not, the yojne is inevitable, and it beginnnnnnzzzsszszszsszzsssssss… now!
01 NOBRO - LALA (from LALA) [00:01:46]
02 CES Cru - Time Is Now (from 13) [00:03:33]
03 Punch - Done (from Nothing Lasts) [00:07:06]
04 Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says (from Simon Says) [00:08:15]
05 Blitz - Someone's Gonna Die (from British Punk Anarchy) [00:11:05]
06 KRS-One - Step into a World (Rapture's Delight) (from I Got Next) [00:13:32]
07 Weekend Nachos - For Life (from Worthless) [00:18:19]
08 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [00:19:24]
09 Bob Vylan - We Live Here (from We Live Here) [00:22:36]
10 La Coka Nostra - I'm An American (feat. B-Real) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [00:24:44]
11 Crass - Do They Owe Us a Living? (from The Feeding of the Five Thousand (The Second Sitting)) [00:28:40]
12 Beastie Boys - Intergalactic - Edit (from Hello Nasty (Deluxe Version/Remastered 2009)) [00:30:05]
13 Tagada Jones - Mort aux cons (from La peste et le choléra) [00:33:56]
14 Alaclair Ensemble - Ça que c'tait (from Les Frères Cueilleurs) [00:37:49]
15 Ett Dödens Maskineri - Stad i Ijus (from Sveriges Humanitära Ruiner) [00:41:31]
16 Lox Chatterbox - Way Gone (from Loxed in Space) [00:46:06]
17 Пурген - Анархия (from Атомная Романтика) [00:50:07]
18 Jedi Mind Tricks - Imperial Tyranny (feat. King Magnetic) (from Violence Begets Violence) [00:52:07]
19 7000$ - Пламя свободы (feat. Рустем Булатов) (from Путь Слабака, или Книга Лишнего Человека) [00:55:42]
20 Lester Nowhere, Saito, Lé Real - Tokyo Tower Lounge (from Groove Marauders) [00:59:19]
21 ROTTENGRAFFTY - ハレルヤ (from You are ROTTENGRAFFTY) [01:01:47]
22 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:05:47]
23 Pulse Factory - 風に鳴れ (from ULTRANOVA) [01:09:22]
24 Sticky Fingaz - Get It Up (from Black Trash: The Autobiography of Kirk Jones) [01:13:35]
25 Thee Michelle Gun Elephant - Baby Stardust (from Punk Is Our Life) [01:17:33]
26 Boondox - Get It In (from Get It In) [01:20:44]
27 The Damned - Smash It Up (from The Chiswick Singles And Another Thing) [01:23:27]
28 Alias & Doseone - The Deadener (from Less Is Orchestra) [01:26:14]
29 The Story So Far - Keep This Up (from Proper Dose) [01:30:29]
30 A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (from The Low End Theory) [01:32:51]
31 Blood Command - S01E02.Return.Of.The.Arsonist.720p.HDTV.x264 (from Return of the Arsonist) [01:37:01]
32 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [01:39:59]
33 Ho99o9, Mike IX - Firefly Family (from Blurr (Mixtape)) [01:43:15]
34 Warren G, O.G.L.B. - This D.J. (from Regulate… G Funk Era) [01:47:04]
35 Higher Power - Rewire (101) (from 27 Miles Underwater) [01:50:23]
36 Big Pun - Twinz (Deep Cover 98) (feat. Fat Joe) (from Capital Punishment (Explicit Version)) [01:52:09]
37 Dakka Skanks - Sir Action (from Sir Action) [01:55:53]
38 A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation (from The Anthology) [01:59:38]
39 Peter and the Test Tube Babies - Blown out Again (from The Mating Sounds of South American Frogs) [02:03:17]
40 CORPSE - Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! (from Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life!) [02:07:52]
41 Beach Slang - Dirty Cigarettes (from Cheap Thrills on a Dead End Street) [02:09:28]
42 Hi-Tech - Book of Life (from DJ Shok presents The Music: Hi-Tech’s Golden Era Singles) [02:12:20]
43 Penetration - Life's A Gamble (from Moving Targets) [02:17:17]
44 Sadistik - Death Warrant (feat. Sticky Fingaz & Tech N9ne) (from Ultraviolet) [02:20:10]
45 Knocked Loose - All My Friends (from Mistakes Like Fractures) [02:24:14]
46 GAWNE - Death to Mumble Rap (feat. Mac Lethal, Futuristic & Crypt) (from Death to Mumble Rap) [02:26:38]
47 Meet Me @ The Altar - Morris Farm Drive (from Bigger Than Me) [02:31:34]
48 Onyx - Last Dayz (from Best Of Onyx) [02:34:58]
49 Strike Anywhere - Dress the Wounds (from Dress the Wounds) [02:38:37]
50 Lecrae - Over The Top (from Restoration) [02:41:22]
51 Trapped Under Ice - TUI (from Secrets Of The World) [02:44:30]
52 Run The Jewels - No Save Point - From "Cyberpunk 2077" (from No Save Point (From "Cyberpunk 2077”)) [02:46:17]
53 Slick Shoes - Carry This (from Carry This) [02:49:25]
54 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [02:52:21]
55 The Cortinas - Defiant Pose (from Punk Rock Anthology) [02:56:34]
56 Snow Tha Product - "Holy Sh!t" (from “Holy Sh!t” - Single) [02:59:07]
57 Sprints - Manifesto (from Manifesto) [03:00:42]
58 Twiztid - Never Be Nothing (from Revelashen) [03:03:28]
59 Radio Birdman - Aloha Steve & Danno (from The Essential Radio Birdman) [03:06:13]
60 Insane Clown Posse - You Should Know (from The Marvelous Missing Link (Lost)) [03:10:07]
61 Jamie Lenman - I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend (from King of Clubs) [03:14:35]
62 Hieroglyphics - You Never Knew (from 3rd Eye Vision) [03:17:06]
63 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:21:35]
64 Lex the Hex Master - Sleep at Night (feat. HB the Grizzly) (from Party Castle, Ep. 1) [03:25:03]
