Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
Dennis Rodman returns in the form of a bumble-bee to plant the foundation of the XXX squad, by making Dane Cook the CEO. Its truly in the list of worst action movies ever made and could be the gold standard for enjoyably dumb action movies...if it wasn't for Dane Cook.
Dane Cook blows. You know this, so we aren't going to devote time here to review his schtick - what will do instead is warn you that he is truly at his least formed here, with the most "punch me" act ever captured on celluloid. He's worse than Jar Jar.
Now the good - it's WAY OVER THE TOP in the action department. Imagine Jackie Chan kung-fu and stunts but performed on screen by people who should be hot dog vendors. Then tack all that on top of Pumaman level of rear projection effects. It's outlandishly fun when you aren't staring down the barrel of an unloaded Dane Cook. He blocks your vision from the good.
Then there is the plot of the film - an oblivious double kidnapping pit the fathers of said kids into a series of scheduling conflicts and interference by Simon's (Rodman) team who have no clue what is even going on. Somehow there is a colonel, a laser that can't work, a villain who may be the reincarnation of Jerry Lewis and thinks the Microsoft Office Paper Clip is the bomb.
So imagine a XXX/Pumaman mashup with no talent, yes less talent than Pumaman. It's so close to brilliance, but sadly in the end the "comedy" troupe here drops it down by three stars to just a barely do.
Strike Commando - Cut it out!
Secret Agent Club - NatSec doesn’t look good, President Clinton.
The Phantom Empire - A 9 year old’s fever dream
Tammy and the T-Rex - Dino’s don’t fly, Brian
The King’s Daughter - Hire a barber, not a mermaid!
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity - Gotta hit the head....room
Year 8 in Review
American Ninja 5 - Little Ninja Men
Night Game - We’re talking baseball!
No Escape - No chicks allowed
Slime City - Don’t eat pudding before watching
Cocaine Bear - Winnie the Pooh loved his honey, so....
An Appointment with Death
Zardoz - Rerun
American Ninja 4 - Ninja manliness wars!
American Ninja Rerun
The Dirt - Whose wiener is this anyways?
Primal Rage - Sasquatch is so lonely
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt - Wanna hunt some blood this weekend, Phil?
211 - Swirlie receiver takes down international crime
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