The up what is fuck, muckafuthas! Emo-goddamn-son-of-a-bitch-the-mother-cunting-cat-vomited-in-my-shoe-clew to the second volume of the Enjoy Your Life Edition of… um… a podcast, or something? I think it’s called Oral Monday Sex, or Morning Sex of Great Auraltacularity? Hmm, I’ll get back to you. Any-fuckin’-way, you may be wondering what in the eternal ostrich nipples could “Enjoy Your Life” be about. You may be wondering that, but I’m guessing you’re not. You’re probably wondering how long you’re going to fondle your balls or twiddle your labia after you finish your shift at the fucking cheese sandwi...
The up what is fuck, muckafuthas! Emo-goddamn-son-of-a-bitch-the-mother-cunting-cat-vomited-in-my-shoe-clew to the second volume of the Enjoy Your Life Edition of… um… a podcast, or something? I think it’s called Oral Monday Sex, or Morning Sex of Great Auraltacularity? Hmm, I’ll get back to you. Any-fuckin’-way, you may be wondering what in the eternal ostrich nipples could “Enjoy Your Life” be about. You may be wondering that, but I’m guessing you’re not. You’re probably wondering how long you’re going to fondle your balls or twiddle your labia after you finish your shift at the fucking cheese sandwich shop or some shit. Listen, I don’t know what sorts of fuckery you’re up to over there, I just do this podcast. No judgment.
So, back in mid-2014, I published a dual concept edition: Enjoy Your Life & Enjoy Your Death. Believe you me, I was leaning hard into the latter at that time. I won’t go into the vivid daily fantasies I was dealing with at the time, because fuck, that shit would get way too dark way too quick. Anyway, the former (Enjoy Your Life) was filled with all sorts of shit that actually put me in a great mood. Surely you can guess then what the Enjoy Your Death edition was like… Life certainly hasn’t been fuckin’ rainbows and big booty bitches lickin’ peanut butter off my coin purse since those editions were published, but I’ve found and created some fantastically joyful moments along the way. I don’t know if it’s some sort of survival instinct that kicks in during periods of intense darkness, but I’m generally good at finding silver linings around even the shittiest of shit clouds.
I’ve definitely had help with that along this often arduous road of life. There aren’t enough synonyms for gratitude, there aren’t enough words to combine into enough statements to adequately express my thanks to those who’ve helped me carry on through the years. I will say that they know who they are, though. I have no qualms reminding them how important they are to me, either. If there’s one thing I’ve learned through all my experiences, it’s that you really need to tell people how you feel about them while they’re here to hear it. Hardly a revelation, I know, but it’s important and bears repeating. If you have any interest in participating in this whole life thing, if you enjoy feeling good (and fuck, who doesn’t?), you should make others feel good whenever you can.
Anyway, the reason I’m making a second volume of this now is because… fuck, there’s so much to worry about these days. There are countless reasons to conjure up the most bitter venom within and unleash it in all directions; countless reasons to let darkness consume us altogether. There are also countless reasons to do the opposite. Sometimes we need to fight so hard just to find the faintest sliver of light, and this collection of music is a representation of my own fight to that end. My seemingly endless curiosity to discover awesome new music is one of the most precious inner flames (an inner-ferno, perhaps?) that I have left. I certainly don’t have many, but for whatever myriad reasons, that one’s still burning. That’s why I started making new editions of this podcast again back in 2019, and why I continue to even though I’m often exhausted beyond words from week to week.
Simply put, after four fucking paragraphs, this is music that makes me happy I’m still alive. I have stories behind almost every single one of these selections, and even though this edition is around 5 1/2 fuckin’ hours long, I could have kept going and going like the motherfuckin’ Energizer bunny up in this bitch. Future installments of this edition will surely be seen, because good lord was it fun as 10 fucks in a fuckin’ innertube made for one to compile it all. I actually had to scale it back a bit after realizing I was nearing 6 hours worth of tracks, ‘cause I’m pretty sure my longest single podcast is 5 hours and 40 minutes, and last time I tried bouncing a file longer than that, Pro Tools was like, “nah, bruh, try again.” That, for any especially curious little motherfuckers out there, was the 5th volume of the Psychopathic/MNE Family Edition, and I had to split that bitch in two, he-fuckin’-he.
Anyway, as I said, I have stories behind almost every single one of these tracks, but it’d take fucking hours to yammer on about ‘em all. I will make a special mention here about the two Ferry Corsten tracks from Blueprint and Blueprint Remixed. Those two tracks (Piece of You, and Wherever You Are) remind me of a very special someone who’s no longer with us. I included them in this Enjoy Your Life Edition because frankly, I enjoy my life doubly so because I knew her, because of the good memories we made. My passion for music, while largely originating from my own relentless curiosity, is also a way to honor her memory.
Shit, it’s also a way to honor my father’s memory. The song by Starship, We Built This City, it’s cheesy as fuck, but that was my very first favorite song. My dad played it for me on our way to preschool one day, and that was it. My dad’s literally the only person who ever asked me what the lyrics to my song Worlds Burn Alive were about, and even though I’d venture to say I always enjoyed music to a greater degree than him, he was a highly-educated professional musician. He collected CDs just as I did, and he accompanied me to all sorts of concerts far and wide between 1997-2008. I even painted his face for a Hallowicked show in Detroit back in ’04. I love my mom beyond words, but in many ways, I’m very much my father’s son.
So yeah, I say that if you have departed loved ones, you ought to strive even harder to enjoy your life. I know all too well how difficult that can be, but hopefully at least one of these tracks will bring a fuckin’ smile to your face. Me, I’m gonna be bouncin’ around my fuckin’ car like a goddamn pinball in a dryer listening to this edition, so maybe the image of that will further delight you as you listen to all this shit. Yet again, if you’re actually curious about any of those stories I have behind these tracks, you’re welcome to ask. I always love conversing about music; that’s pretty much why I started this fuckin’ podcast in the first place.
All that shit done did and said, um… fuck, wait, what was that shit we always do at the end of these comically long intros of mine? Is it, “enjoy?” Hmm… wait, yojne! That’s it, yojne. Fuck, how could I forget? Yeah, so, go ahead and yojne. Go for it, you multi-nippled toothpaste moose flower. YOOOOOJJJJNEEEEE!
01 Starship - We Built This City (from Knee Deep In The Hoopla) [00:04:32]
02 Metrik - Hi! (from LIFE/THRILLS) [00:09:20]
03 Mr.T plus H - Enjoy your life (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 1)) [00:12:58]
04 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musiks Sake (CD1)) [00:14:47]
05 Little Big - Skibidi (from Antipositive, Pt. 2) [00:14:48]
06 Claude McLin - Jambo (from Jambo/Jambo (Instrumental)) [00:17:29]
07 Loituma - Ievan Polkka (Basshunter Remix) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy's Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:19:53]
08 Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing (from Rooty) [00:23:24]
09 Nea, SHY Martin - No Regrets (from No Regrets) [00:27:48]
10 Noisestorm - This Feeling (from This Feeling) [00:30:34]
11 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:34:48]
12 Sigma - Good Times (feat. Ella Eyre) (from Life (Deluxe)) [00:38:02]
13 Daft Punk - One More Time (from Discovery) [00:41:41]
14 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:47:00]
15 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes) [00:51:17]
16 Pendulum - Witchcraft (from Immersion) [00:54:24]
17 Gammer, Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (from We Are The Vampires) [00:58:32]
18 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Caspa Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Deluxe Edition)) [01:03:20]
19 Sullivan King - Reckless (from Show Some Teeth) [01:06:48]
20 Alestorm - Drink (from Sunset On The Golden Age) [01:10:07]
21 The Chemical Brothers - Don't Think (from Further) [01:13:24]
22 The Death Set - Lite The Fuse (from King Babies EP) [01:21:02]
23 Brendan Mills, Tess Burrstone, Patrick Lite - Fire (from Fire) [01:22:54]
24 S3RL - Kamehameha (feat. J0hnny) (OO Edit) (original from Kamehameha) [01:25:41]
25 Death Tour - D*E*S*T*R*O*Y (from D*E*S*T*R*O*Y) [01:28:56]
26 Clown Core - Toilet (from Toilet) [01:30:31]
27 Camellia, Bang Riot - Banger A.F., Broooo!!! (from Xronial Xero) [01:31:48]
28 Alaska Thunderfuck - ROY G BIV BBT (from ROY G BIV BBT) [01:36:03]
29 Ghastly - LSD (from LSD) [01:38:31]
30 Techno Kitten Adventure - Intergalactical High (from Intergalactical High) [01:42:52]
31 David Guetta - Let's Love (feat. Sia) (Robin Schulz Remix) (from Let's Love (Robin Schulz Remix)) [01:46:44]
32 Dragon Sound - Friends (from Miami Connection OST) [01:49:34]
33 Bear Grillz - Going Down (Under) (from Mo Honey Mo Problems) [01:52:33]
34 Hixxy, Dougal & Gammer - Phaze 2 Phaze (from Phaze 2 Phaze) [01:55:32]
35 Ashley O - On A Roll (from On A Roll) [02:00:47]
36 Harry Belafonte - Jump in the Line (from Jump Up Calypso) [02:03:08]
37 Ho99o9 - Mega City Nine (unknown virus 4.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [02:06:44]
38 Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) (from Around The Fur) [02:08:59]
39 LykaFoxx - Radioactive Rats (GLaDOS Edit) (from http://soundcloud.com/lykafoxx) [02:13:55]
40 Charlie Day - Rock, Flag and Eagle (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia S2E9) [02:15:54]
41 Habstrakt, Megalodon - Revenge (from The Storm EP) [02:16:13]
42 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - In the Name of Breakcore (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [02:20:18]
43 Heilung - Krigsgaldr (from Lifa) [02:22:39]
44 Ruby My Dear - Croque Monsieur Á Disneyland (from Brame) [02:32:14]
45 The B-52's - Rock Lobster (from Rock Lobster (45 Version)/6060-842) [02:37:15]
46 Otto Von Schirach - The UFO is Waiting (from Draculo) [02:42:06]
47 Gramatik, Galactic Marvl - Voyager Twins (from Re:Coil, Pt. I) [02:45:12]
48 The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin' (Full Guitar Mix) (from Long Train Runnin’) [02:50:13]
49 S3RL - The Bass & the Melody (from The Bass & the Melody) [02:55:42]
50 Scott Brown - Do It Like We Do (Scott Brown Remix) (from Do It Like We Do / Blueroom) [02:58:41]
51 Mark The Beast, SEIDS - In Love With the Devil (Eliminate Remix) (from In Love With the Devil (Remixes)) [03:03:57]
52 Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend (from https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8) [03:08:13]
53 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [03:11:00]
54 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [03:11:49]
55 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [03:14:20]
56 The Kiffness - Numnum Cat (from Cat Jams) [03:16:20]
57 Doormouse - Anyone Who Names A Track "Anyone Who Names A Track 'So And So Can Kiss My Such And Such Ass' Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass (from Freaked Out Mess) [03:18:14]
58 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (Seven Lions Remix) (from Beautiful) [03:23:22]
59 Deftones - Passenger (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from White Pony) [03:29:12]
60 Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive (from Born to Be Alive) [03:35:13]
61 Metrik - LIFE/THRILLS (feat. Namgawd) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [03:38:18]
62 Styles, Mark Breeze - You're Shining (Audiojunkie & Stylus Remix) (from You’re Shining) [03:42:10]
63 Dodge & Fuski - Your Love (Myro Remix) (from Your Love) [03:47:34]
64 Feint - We Won't Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm) (from We Won't Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm)) [03:52:37]
65 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [03:56:28]
66 Steve Aoki - Minor Circuit - Punch Out!! (Steve Aoki Remix) (from http://soundcloud.com/steveaoki) [04:01:15]
67 The Prodigy & Pendulum vs. Beastie Boys - Voodoo Sabotage [mashup by The Kleptones] (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 30) [04:05:07]
68 Slim Gaillard And His Orchestra - Yip Roc Heresy (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best Of The Verve Years) [04:09:36]
69 Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (from Super Best) [04:12:05]
70 The Gregory Brothers - Trump vs. Ramp (Songify 2020) (from https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno) [04:15:52]
71 Troldhaugen - CRISPr Me Baby One More Time (from Idio+syncrasies) [04:19:24]
72 Chime - Can't Feel It (from Can’t Feel It) [04:22:49]
73 Coal Chamber - Amir Of The Desert (from Coal Chamber) [04:26:25]
74 Irma Thomas - Time Is On My Side (from Wish Someone Would Care) [04:27:09]
75 Ghastly & Matthew Koma - We Might Fall (Acoustic) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3cDQL5vitI) [04:29:55]
76 Tut Tut Child - Hummingbird (from Monstercat 012 - Aftermath) [04:32:52]
77 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [04:38:19]
78 Modjo - Lady - Hear Me Tonight (from Modjo (Remastered)) [04:41:49]
79 Deftones - Digital Bath (from White Pony) [04:46:50]
80 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [04:50:59]
81 Christina Grimmie, Diamond Eyes - Stay with Me (from Stay with Me) [04:54:37]
82 Ferry Corsten - Piece Of You (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [04:58:38]
83 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [05:03:03]
84 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (from Be Alright (feat. EMEL)) [05:07:06]
85 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod (Original)) [05:12:00]
86 Virtual Riot - Alive (feat. Lisa Rowe) (from There Goes Your Money) [05:18:03]
87 Dabin - Alive (feat. RUNN) (Trivecta Remix) (from Wild Youth (The Remixes)) [05:21:59]
