Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
A cavalcade of terrible decisions that 3 Oscar winners and an Emmy winner decided was good for them, gave us a movie that's good for us but no one else.
"Tiptoes" is a cinematic trainwreck that defies all expectations of quality filmmaking. From its cringe-inducing dialogue to its baffling plot twists, this movie is a prime example of how NOT to make a film. Despite boasting not one, not two, but THREE Oscar-winning actors in its cast, "Tiptoes" is a catastrophic failure that leaves audiences scratching their heads in disbelief.
The film clumsily attempts to tackle serious themes, masquerading as Oscar bait with its contrived drama and heavy-handed messages. However, instead of delivering poignant moments, it delivers unintentional hilarity. You'll find yourself laughing at scenes that were clearly meant to evoke tears.
But the real kicker? Gary Oldman, a supremely talented actor, is somehow stuffed into a couch for a significant portion of the movie, both literally and metaphorically. Yes, you read that right. In a desperate attempt at authenticity, the filmmakers thought it would be a good idea to confine one of Hollywood's finest actors to the confines of furniture. It's as absurd as it sounds. Just cast a little person in the role, dammit!!!
"Tiptoes" is a disaster from start to finish, a cautionary tale in the annals of cinema history. Save yourself the agony and steer clear of this cinematic dumpster fire. Even the presence of Oscar winners can't salvage this mess. Unless you're like us, and then its a must watch.
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Teen Wolf Too - Tony Danza's origin story
Running Scared - Retreat Annoyed
The Lost Empire - The Worst Infinity Gauntlet Ever
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Theodore Rex - Careers going extinct in real-time
Picasso Trigger - More boobs but less Abilene
Who Killed Captain Alex? - Also, who was Captain Alex?
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Batman & Robin - It's the children's fault
Angels' Brigade - Or is it Revenge?
Hard Cash - Hard Pass
Batman Forever - More butts and nipples!
I Believe in Santa Claus - I don't believe this movie, though
Deck the Halls - Your dick is out
Batman Returns - Without Batman!
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