Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
Nothing says the follow-up to Superman like a budget movie, right? It's that weird mix of camp, bad costumes, a busty lady, and villians of dubious intent. Oh, and it's also a fairy-tale love story. WTF is Swamp Thing?
It's surprisingly bad. Nothing can prepare you for how crummy this film is. You've got all the pieces that should make for an OK movie - the established Wes Craven only 2 years before his masterpiece. Adrienne Barbeau hot off her run of John Carpenter films, Ray Wise on his way to Leland nuttiness, Harry Manfredini ready to give the hot licks, Alan Moore's material, the backing of DC loaded up on cash after Superman. How did this go wrong?!?!
The makeup is awful, the costumes are atrocious, the writing is beyond nonsense, the story is a big question mark and then the way the whole thing ends is just nuts. This truly is one of the worst comic-book movies of all time.
That aside, it's a total blast - cheesy, cheesy fun. Swamp Thing is completely useless, despite having super-strength and healing powers. He mostly just chucks guys out of boats, then lets them get back in, then chucks them out, rinse and repeat. Meanwhile, Barbeau's Cable, is just getting nabbed over and over again. Useless.
The end...wow. Whomever thought that your epic climax would best be shown by a battle over a knight's sword between a man-pig and a guy in a loose rubber costume was going to wow audience's....yipes.
It's a must-do bad movie.
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Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity - Gotta hit the head....room
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Night Game - We’re talking baseball!
No Escape - No chicks allowed
Slime City - Don’t eat pudding before watching
Cocaine Bear - Winnie the Pooh loved his honey, so....
An Appointment with Death
Zardoz - Rerun
American Ninja 4 - Ninja manliness wars!
American Ninja Rerun
The Dirt - Whose wiener is this anyways?
Primal Rage - Sasquatch is so lonely
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt - Wanna hunt some blood this weekend, Phil?
211 - Swirlie receiver takes down international crime
The Gingerdead Man - Three key ingredients of murder cookies
Feeders 2: Slay Bells - Jeff Goldblum has nothing on Santa
Violent Night - Santa ain’t got time for your heist
Any Given Sunday Part 2 - Ghost of Football Awesome
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