Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
Paul, the dubiously employed dirt digger, gets a case of moon brain causing him to become a "were-gorn" and eventually goes to critical mass all while his new girlfriend keeps him away from doctors and his buddy just wants him dead because its dinner-time.
Track of the Moon Beast is iconic drive-in/MST3K type material. You're sadly not going to find any surprises here. Just imagine Joel, Crow and Tom sitting down and whatever you can imagine to happen on screen will likely happen. There's just nothing new here for anybody. It falls into the same vein and suffering that Ssssssss does (and sadly last weeks Girl in Gold Boots). There's a smattering of good here but for the most part its 90 minutes of milk-toast.
While the makeup and costumes might be some of the worst, what this film does "well" for bad-movie fans is the absolutely terrible script. Its lunacy. Its nonsensical. But again, it's draggy and too few and far between to get to the good stuff.
Sadly, there just isn't much to say here but avoid this without MST3K.
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Year 5 in Review - Part 1
Dune - You gotta keep the angel dust flowing!
Teen Wolf Too - Tony Danza's origin story
Running Scared - Retreat Annoyed
The Lost Empire - The Worst Infinity Gauntlet Ever
2018 SMABFA Awards
Short Circuit - Our childhood actually sucked
Theodore Rex - Careers going extinct in real-time
Picasso Trigger - More boobs but less Abilene
Who Killed Captain Alex? - Also, who was Captain Alex?
Burlesque - a 10 on mediocrity!
Batman & Robin - It's the children's fault
Angels' Brigade - Or is it Revenge?
Hard Cash - Hard Pass
Batman Forever - More butts and nipples!
I Believe in Santa Claus - I don't believe this movie, though
Deck the Halls - Your dick is out
Batman Returns - Without Batman!
The Happening - No One Knows
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