Even as Les, Kurt, and Jason come to the realization that they should be Hallmark and Lifetime movie consultants (and that Kurt should be a Blac Chyna consultant) they somehow missed the opportunity to say the phrase “when it rains, it bores.” Even without that profound piece of wisdom, you’ll still be treated to a very important discussion of sprinkles vs. jimmies before reading the temperature of Hallmark’s Love in the Forecast. If you ever wondered what it’s like to get fully stalked in Arkansas… in a Hallmark movie, by many people including a poor man’s Adam Devine, look no further than this movie which makes Les rail against people he finds un attractive. As our heroine Benjamin Buttons her way through a career by using a Rube Goldberg device to predict the weather, Jason is collecting S&H Green Stamps to be able to buy the love the Lifetime of Hallmark fan army of dairy farmers.
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The Wrong Cheer Captain Is A Cautionary Tale About Nicotine Vaping and Calling 911 on Speaker Phone
Do You Trust Your Boyfriend For Being Catfished, Liking Birds, and Wearing Tube Socks?
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This College Professor Obsession is Nightclub Attire + Adrian Zmed + Eyes Wide Shut Style Parties
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Stalked by My Doctor: The Return of Eric Roberts Posing as a Doctor That’s in Your Health Insurance Network
You Had Me at Aloha Says Hello to Goats Having a Moment and Goodbye to 2 Hours of Your Night
Unlike the Friends Reunion, Deceitful Dating Does Not Have a Cameo from Malala Yousafzai
Sweet Carolina is a Two-Way Street of Doucheiness with Motivational Tips from Pinterest
Stalked By My Doctor Eric Roberts, Doll Sniffer and Dodge Stratus Driver
Sun, Sand, and Romance Makes an Indecent Proposal to Suzanne Pleshette
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